Lady Shannon of Sipshire

On this week's episode, Bridget describes a hilarious encounter at a wedding and Colleen gives us a bodily function update. Spoiler alert: no holes are safe. Then we dive into... the ROYAL FAMILY. We talk about Her Majesty the Queen, Charles' sausage fingers, the weddings, the outfits and of course, Princess Diana. If you have the Queen's corgis.. have your people call our people.

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Transcript

Bridget: 0:21

Okay, don't fucking do that.

Colleen: 0:24

Athema

Bridget: 0:27

Hello and welcome to this week's episode. of, of sipping With the Shannons We're cousins. And this is a weekly podcast where. we Sip on some wine, we talk some shit and we have a good I'm bridge. Shannon. Could you imagine two words. people at ASMR Than us stop whispering. It's fucking creepy. we're fired also would you like to tell the class what you did to me with Sasquatch?

Colleen: 1:09

Oh, So, uh, sorry about that one. So I texted Bridget, all this, like you must believe in Sasquatch. Bigfoot is real I've watched this program and I'm telling you it's real. Now. I. will go to the grave to fact check something to be like, no, no, no. If I saw it. It's real. Which in reality, I didn't really watch this program. Okay. Spoil

Bridget: 1:28

So I am watching.

Colleen: 1:30

I make her watch it because I'm like, oh, you don't know about it. You have to watch it.

Bridget: 1:34

the listeners. have heard You say, don't even listen to me. Just go watch it. I'm not doing it justice. So I'm out here. Like I'm gonna watch it and prove her wrong that she does do a great job. And then I started watching it in. episode is about a different theory about how Bigfoot is in fact not real. And I was like, is she, she literally just watched the first episode and didn't watch this again. I'm out here finishing a whole ass series.

Colleen: 1:58

It's a wicked won

Bridget: 1:58

series. and you're like I didn't finish it. Sorry. I was like, I.

Colleen: 2:01

the first two episodes and I was like, yes, Bigfoot is real. I think like into the third episode, they're like, oh, debunking everything.

Bridget: 2:07

every time I fucking can't with you.

Colleen: 2:08

Sorry about that. But anyways, I'm just saying, so maybe don't go watch it, watch something else. I did watch. painting Bigfoot? I think it was like On national geographic. I don't really

Bridget: 2:16

know? Yeah, I watched the One on Hulu, which actually was really well done Mm. And they talk. About the different scenarios of, you know, One is that Bigfoot is, I mean, I'm not gonna go

Colleen: 2:26

Educate yourself. on fucking Bigfoot. because he's real. And that's the point of the story.

Bridget: 2:29

I mean, Do your whole ass homework. not just some of It is the is the point

Colleen: 2:35

don't lie about it either. So what'd you do this weekend? Tell me about the wedding and your pussy popping. events. Thank you

Bridget: 2:40

you. Okay. Well, Friday night, I hung out with Paula. We got wine and Chinese food, AKA Our favorite type of evening. And we just giggled our faces off. And then Saturday. one of my best friends from home, Andy Graham love him so much. He got married to this bad bitch, her name is Farra. Love her. They're the hottest couple I've ever seen. And uh, it was a backyard El ganza type of wedding.

Colleen: 3:02

from cute. We love a backyard.

Bridget: 3:03

yeah, it was really nice. The nicest border parties I've ever seen in my life. Like. Air conditioned, rough

Colleen: 3:09

rough vibe

Bridget: 3:10

No air conditioned with music playing inside, like nicer than most hotels I've been to. Nice. Yeah

Colleen: 3:16

Are you a sitter or a squatter?

Bridget: 3:17

squatter Oh, public. Squat, always. Do you sit.

Colleen: 3:22

So I think that's why I hate port potties. Cause I'm like, fuck, I really gotta sit right now

Bridget: 3:25

no, no, no. That's not the time. No, you

Colleen: 3:27

can't. I got weak legs. I can't even when people are like squat, I'm never a squatter in the photo. because I'm like my legs. are like this shaking like a leaf

Bridget: 3:35

I'm tall for a female. So I have been squatting. That's kind of I'm like, oh, okay. I'll just bend down over here. Cause fucking taller than everybody else

Colleen: 3:44

at ground level.

Bridget: 3:47

Below sea level. Yeah. Uh,

Colleen: 3:48

see like one beat of sweat when I'm pulling for a photo on my knees.

Bridget: 3:52

It was so fun cuz I love my group of friends from home. So it's always nice when we get together. get all glammed up and I force all the men to Take pictures. and Yeah, it was, it was a great time. We dance the night away. I did get lot of split requests. My body does in fact, hate me right now and forever. Uh, I have another wedding. This weekend that's. gonna be wild. So these are my last two of the year though. So I'm I'm ready. to rumble Okay. It ended though. right? We go back to the hotel. I get a hotel room for the night. There's this one kid, I went to high school with. I have not seen And I'm not kidding you over 10 years

Colleen: 4:26

man Everyone has one, you know?

Bridget: 4:27

Yes. but we're not. There's no animosity. He's just not in my group of friends, but we had a bunch of classes together. Like where acquaintances. He is sloppy. like this man was drooling at one point, you know, when he was a S slob Kaba, you know, when you are drunk and you look at someone like I was. very Drunk. And I looked at him and thought, oh, this man needs assistance.

Colleen: 4:50

stands

Bridget: 4:50

Like someone. called the authorities. This man needs help. So he's drooling all over himself. and he didn't get a hotel room. And he was like, I don't know where to go. There's no Ubers. He keeps talking about, it. he doesn't know what to do. so I got a hotel room. and was gonna split it and that didn't work out. So I have an extra bed and I was like, I wanna be very clear. This is not an invitation to hook up. If you would like to, you can place yourself in the bed next to me, that is currently empty. And then you can Venmo me and we can split the room And he was all about that, but then he got wicked annoying and he wouldn't leave me alone. And finally, I just went upstairs and I got my room key and I was like, Just take this spare room key and just like leave me alone. I'm trying to talk to my friends. He keeps coming over slobbering all over us. I'm just like enough, I'm not your mother. We're literally not friends. Like I'm already.

Colleen: 5:40

tea in a decade

Bridget: 5:41

I we're, I'm already doing you a solid. Behave yourself. Get it together. So whatever he puts himself to bed. Thank God I hang out for the rest of the night. So I go to bed. I. wake up. And I'm usually really good about putting all my things away. Everything is out. My earrings are still in fake eyelashes, still in didn't wash my face. I look out and this man's asshole. is out. I'm like If I could just stop seeing people's anuses. I would be thrilled. I would be thrilled. I ever fucking rolled over with. like one eye open? cuz it was so sunny and my eyes were sticking together because I had lashes glued to them. I look over with one eye and I see an asshole and I was just like,

Colleen: 6:25

just too early for that

Bridget: 6:26

It's way too early. I'm way too. Hung over for this. It just was everyone. Get it together.

Colleen: 6:34

I received a

Bridget: 6:35

Snapchat

Colleen: 6:37

The first. thing I wake up to which I'll get into what the fuck I woke

Bridget: 6:39

up to. I was gonna

Colleen: 6:40

but I got yours. the first thing I wake up to. I look over. and it's a Snap message of a man's ass crack.

Bridget: 6:49

like Good morning. Hi. Hello. How are you?

Colleen: 6:51

this pop belly king.

Bridget: 6:53

Oh, he is a nice guy. It just, He was a slab Kaba, and that's what I woke up to.

Colleen: 6:59

That's fucking

Bridget: 6:59

hilarious. He did Venmo me for the room though. I did appreciate

Colleen: 7:01

Good man. Good, man.

Bridget: 7:03

I got the hell out of there cuz I was not trying to have like the next morning convo. So funny. So he. I keep bumping into these people. too worse, sleep apnea of any person I've slept in the vicinity of, he would wake up in the middle of the night. like like, come, yes, he would have a full exorcism. wake up. And so I am trying to like pack up all my, stuff, but he needed to sleep. He needed his rest. cause Guess what? He's not breathing in the middle of the night. So I know his ass is tired on top

Colleen: 7:36

no REM.

Bridget: 7:36

No REM no REM has been had replaceable.

Colleen: 7:41

relatable.

Bridget: 7:42

And then on top of it, he's obviously. had a lot to drink.

Colleen: 7:47

Sorry.

Bridget: 7:47

We can't get through this. We.

Colleen: 7:50

pinching this man.

Bridget: 7:56

So I'm walking

Colleen: 7:57

I Just peed

Bridget: 7:59

stop peeing on our

Colleen: 8:01

I know, you know, I'm sorry.

Bridget: 8:03

okay. So I'm trying to get out of the hotel room and I'm slowly putting my stuff into the bags and you know, when you zip something up. and it makes that wicked loud noise. I'm zipping And I hear like. a I freeze and I wait and then I hear snoring. and I'm like, Okay. Sigh of relief. And then close up. I close up. shopping, got the hell out. of there, but I

Colleen: 8:31

in retrospect you have nay, this man must have been yo darling.

Bridget: 8:37

I have slept through fire alarms. and I had been drinking, which makes my sleep patterns. way worse. Yeah. In the sense of It's deeper. So this man woke me up from the dead.

Colleen: 8:48

dead

Bridget: 8:49

He was, he could not breathe. This man could not

Colleen: 8:51

breathe

Bridget: 8:53

And so I got the hell out of there and I FaceTimed Colleen on the way home. And we had a good laugh about it.

Colleen: 8:59

You know, those days where you actually like don't even put music on, like, that's the vibe you had you were like in your silence in those moments, the silence is so loud.

Bridget: 9:09

the silence is golden in these moments. I FaceTime Colleen and then did not turn the radio on the rest of the way home.

Colleen: 9:16

It was a lot, it was a lot to take

Bridget: 9:18

for, it was a fucking lot, but it was so funny and he actually is a wicked nice kid, but it just, it was a sloppy end of the evening. Let's just say

Colleen: 9:26

He, uh, messaged you on Facebook and the fact that the last message before that was from 2011.

Bridget: 9:32

Yeah. Cuz that's the last time I saw him.

Colleen: 9:35

makes

Bridget: 9:36

that's over a

Colleen: 9:37

I'm just like really trying to set The scene. for this It's

Bridget: 9:39

say, cuz it's not one of my closest guy, friends like this, isn't like a besty. This is a kid. I know. And I was like, Hey, you can't get an Uber. I have a spare bed. Split it with me. Don't touch me. We're all good. And

Colleen: 9:53

so what lesson did we learn?

Bridget: 9:56

don't offer

Colleen: 9:57

don't extend

Bridget: 9:57

I just felt so bad. Yeah,

Colleen: 10:00

Get that Irish guilt outta

Bridget: 10:01

Yeah. We have no time for it

Colleen: 10:03

selfishness all the way.

Bridget: 10:05

And then yesterday I have fake hockey brothers, which I'll get into in a different episode. Basically. We had three boys live with us for years, but they're basically my little brothers. One of them was in town. And so I got lunch with him and his girlfriend and it was lovely to see them. And I had to put on pants, which was really hard after the evening I had, you

Colleen: 10:21

would've kept the romper

Bridget: 10:22

Okay. I did fall asleep in a romper and I told Colleen, I might go to lunch in this. And she was like, do it. And I obviously changed cuz I felt gross. Have you slept in something cute and then gone to an event in them? Oh usually

Colleen: 10:34

the best is a romper or a dress or, a jumpsuit because It's not like a tight

Bridget: 10:39

gene I was gonna say didn't

Colleen: 10:40

if you sleep in jeans,

Bridget: 10:42

psycho, absolute sociopathic. That is crazy to me.

Colleen: 10:46

No, I'm dissociating. if you do. So if you do on follow us,

Bridget: 10:49

but anyway, how was your

Colleen: 10:52

weakness It was good. It was a good one. I, So I stopped after work and I came and put self Tanner on you.

Bridget: 10:56

That was so nice of you by the

Colleen: 10:58

which was so fucking funny. Um, and you, I know. It just was funny like me with the brush. like

Bridget: 11:02

yeah

Colleen: 11:03

I'm like, there we go in right there and right there.

Bridget: 11:05

Yeah. She took up makeup brush and tried to get in between like my fingers and my toes You did a great

Colleen: 11:11

She was glowing.

Bridget: 11:11

I was glowing. Thank

Colleen: 11:12

you. And then I went to dinner with Erin, to a new Mexican place. that was top tier so fabulous. Turns out they have karaoke on Thursday So we'll be going there, again

Bridget: 11:21

ah,

Colleen: 11:22

We were laughing because it literally felt like we were on a date because like, I was like waiting for her in the kitchen. Like, I'm like, okay, are you ready? As if I'm like her boyfriend? And when we got there, she orders for me like my drink and my meal and she's like, angel have a side of sour cream. I'm like, we need to get

Bridget: 11:34

from

Colleen: 11:34

each other. I'm like

Bridget: 11:36

or

Colleen: 11:37

I need a boyfriend. Like I don't, I dunno. Something's not right. Um, but it was good. Went home, went to bed, woke up. I worked on Saturday. That was cool. And then I went to a housewarming party. fun. Mm-hmm it

Bridget: 11:49

fun. One of your friends bought a home? oh, she just has a new apartment kind of thing. Oh,

Colleen: 11:54

So a house, an apartment warming

Bridget: 11:55

party. Yeah No's

Colleen: 11:56

She's getting cozy in her new home. Um, so we went over there. I don't even know how to even begin this fucking story. So I have a friend, a guy friend near and dear to my heart who will stay anonymous for. this story. he ended up seeing him and he had had a girlfriend for like a hot, second, never met only like knew things about her. That was, really it. And he obviously, of course me being nosy after a couple of drinks I'm like, so what happened. And everyone knows how to tell me anything, but I got it out of him. So first he's like, you know, it just, wasn't forever. And I was like, yeah, what's the point? Right? Like, and then I'm like, no, but really what happened? and he's like, all right, it's confidential And I'll tell you This man No,

Bridget: 12:39

what? I'm scared

Colleen: 12:40

actually I should take that back this girl.

Bridget: 12:43

Okay.

Colleen: 12:44

Shit on

Bridget: 12:45

him. No, yes,

Colleen: 12:46

no. I'm like trying to think of a way to say this, but I can't. The only thing I can say is she's shit on him physically. Shit. up his arm No. Yeah.

Bridget: 12:56

Okay, hold on, hold on. Up his arm.

Colleen: 12:59

Yeah. I'm not really sure of the logistics of it I wasn't gonna be well, I at first was

Bridget: 13:03

like, were they having sex or some, they were fooling

Colleen: 13:06

Going around whatever I'm

Bridget: 13:07

somehow makes it

Colleen: 13:08

I'm not sure of The maneuver and the angle, but whatever it was at, it was clearly a very um, vulnerable angle for her. I'm not sure. But shit literally hit the fan quite, quite literally. And she shit all up his

Bridget: 13:20

What did she do?

Colleen: 13:22

I'm not sure what she did.

Bridget: 13:23

No, but like, what do you do? Like what, how do you

Colleen: 13:25

that's what I said I go, so how did you handle that situation? And I guess you just like ran to the shower. I really don't know. But needless to say they no longer date. cause of this incident.

Bridget: 13:36

Oh my God. So when he broke up with her, was he like, I have to break out with you. You, you pooped on

Colleen: 13:41

Don't use the P word. You know how I feel about the P word?

Bridget: 13:44

pee? You literally pee on this chair regularly. Yeah. And I can't say.

Colleen: 13:49

say Correct? Correct. I won't be having children But if I did, they would come out my vagina saying hundred percent. It's just not something I allow

Bridget: 14:01

So when this man dumped this woman, mm-hmm was he like you? Shit on

Colleen: 14:05

like No, but I think she might have asked. And he was like, no, of course that's not why

Bridget: 14:09

you can never recover

Colleen: 14:10

No you Just can't recover. I'm sorry. I mean, like good for

Bridget: 14:13

it were like on the

Colleen: 14:15

on strong I mean, it was, but it was also on

Bridget: 14:18

also on oh, physically on his

Colleen: 14:20

And you like as a, as a person, how do you not aren't you like oh no Somethings have No, it just continued.

Bridget: 14:27

Right. But also that's what I mean, I would hope you could feel things were happening and then you go, we must stop here. this is, yeah, I'm gonna need to a hard reset. I'm gonna need a

Colleen: 14:41

I'm gonna need a moment

Bridget: 14:43

and I need to go to the bathroom And then you scurry away.

Colleen: 14:46

you know, like who Does that And then comes back and continue It's like,

Bridget: 14:48

because you do that instead of shitting on someone, Colleen, I know it's not exactly like mood setting, but that is preferred over the other option.

Colleen: 14:58

Yeah. so I was, I wasn't expecting that to be honest with you.

Bridget: 15:01

oh my fucking

Colleen: 15:02

my was I sworn a secrecy. Yeah. Am I telling it to the podcast? Yeah It's

Bridget: 15:07

Andy, at his wedding the other night goes, this is great podcast content. I'm actually so surprised and I love so much of how invested my guy, friends

Colleen: 15:18

guy me too

Bridget: 15:19

It's so nice. You know, I just

Colleen: 15:23

I love

Bridget: 15:23

that. They but anyway, they

Colleen: 15:24

care. They're really everyone's coming out the woodwork being like I listen I'm like, okay.

Bridget: 15:27

okay. And they're always so nice about you too. Oh really? Yeah.

Colleen: 15:31

friend said that you have a really nice

Bridget: 15:33

which is wild because as the person who edits this podcast and has to hear it back, I don't agree, but I

Colleen: 15:39

as the person Who doesn't listen to it.

Bridget: 15:42

take it back.

Colleen: 15:45

I just know I filter myself.

Bridget: 15:46

So I, yeah Yeah So you give us the

Colleen: 15:49

Yeah I just let myself run wild and I can't listen because I just

Bridget: 15:52

can't. I was explaining to someone the other day about how I edit you a lot Mm-hmm like, there are some stories you tell that we, we cannot put into the airwaves and I did have someone to ask for an uncensored Colleen episode.

Colleen: 16:07

Ooh.

Bridget: 16:07

And I was like, maybe one day

Colleen: 16:09

okay, I'll try to get my best work and pile it all into one and then just give it like a lot of like trigger warnings

Bridget: 16:15

I mean, all of

Colleen: 16:16

I mean I had a trigger warning on one like two weeks ago and that didn't pan out Well so it didn't really work. No one seemed to listen to that one.

Bridget: 16:24

So what do you

Colleen: 16:25

the family? I was like, if you're of the thought, day

Bridget: 16:27

oh, oh

Colleen: 16:28

And if we share the same bloodline Do not listen. Nope. They listen

Bridget: 16:32

Yeah. Our auntie Susie listens. Hi, auntie Susie my mom visited and they listened and they sent us a picture of them listening and drinking wine, which was really nice.

Colleen: 16:40

And Your mom with the water. and the wine

Bridget: 16:41

Yeah, of course she had water Um, but yeah. Wow. Your friend got shit on I'm I still need time to process that I might have to come back to

Colleen: 16:47

Yeah, it was a lot. It was fun though.

Bridget: 16:50

I love that. It was cool. Was there apartment

Colleen: 16:52

apartment Yeah. Wiki Cute. Nice, cute porch. Great neighbors. When we were leaving, the neighbors were like outside. and they're like Do do we go in? And I was like, Hey go ahead. Go on in. So we love some neighborly. I couldn't do that in my neighborhood. The rats would be coming in

Bridget: 17:04

the gang unit.

Colleen: 17:05

Literally the Massachusetts gang unit would be like, who do

Bridget: 17:09

also, do you wanna explain your outfit? Um, for those of us,

Colleen: 17:12

for those who can't see. Uh, so I'm in a towel, I'm in a towel. Um, I forgot to pack close and just, I, I came in and I was like, you know what? The only thing that will resolve my discomfort right is being naked. So,

Bridget: 17:25

because she's a nudist.

Colleen: 17:26

I stripy dipped and I grab one of Bridget's towels and wrap myself in it. But the chunky bitches know that you cannot get the, big tit chunky bitches. No. that You can't get a towel that wraps around the circumference

Bridget: 17:40

of your face

Colleen: 17:41

Something must be exposed. So I said to burette do you wanna nipple a pussy lip or an ass crack? Which one do you prefer? So now I'm sitting fucking doctor gown style with my ass crack out to the wind.

Bridget: 17:54

Like she is an elderly patient. She is sitting with the towel wrapped around her. It's tied at the top with a hair tie and her ass is just out. Top

Colleen: 18:06

but the towel was also absorbing my, my SWAs and my

Bridget: 18:08

Oh, wow. Okay. So it's kind of a good

Colleen: 18:10

thing. Yeah So throw away the towel

Bridget: 18:11

after No Colleen Oh boy.

Colleen: 18:15

All right So I wanted to talk about, because the, contestants of this year's dancing with the stars were announced and loving this

Bridget: 18:23

Yeah. It's, it's a really good cast. My, the bachelorette is happening right now. There are two. My favorite one is on, Oh,

Colleen: 18:29

Oh yeah I know what you're talking about I've like I watch, but like, I might just have to give this one a real

Bridget: 18:33

watch. Yeah I'm not a consistent watcher, but I, I don't mind it. If that makes any

Colleen: 18:39

sense. Mm-hmm agreed. Okay. So just kinda roll through some of the hot ones Mm-hmm Charlie Dio Whatever. Okay. I'm on into that chip Sure. People are like

Bridget: 18:48

watch her suck

Colleen: 18:49

and she's like a professional dancer she won't. she's like a No, she's like a

Bridget: 18:53

a dancer. I didn't know if she was a TikTok dancer, you know,

Colleen: 18:55

was a dancer No she was like a real dancer. Oh, okay. But then I think it transferred into that, which like, I

Bridget: 18:59

into that

Colleen: 19:00

I should Be fucking famous It's not fair. And her mother her mother's

Bridget: 19:03

okay. That's a

Colleen: 19:05

People will probably come for me, but like, I don't care. I don't care about, these people jordan Sparks up.

Bridget: 19:09

Oh my God. How am I Muslim?

Colleen: 19:10

no, eh

Bridget: 19:12

can, can Breman no, a so great

Colleen: 19:17

one of those people that just hasn't not that she should, but has not died. She just always seems. to She's like popping up everywhere, left and right. She's like, um what are those games that pop

Bridget: 19:25

up? Whackamole

Colleen: 19:26

she's whackamole she's everywhere. She's everywhere and anywhere. Not that we don't like, we respect her, but like really? What does she

Bridget: 19:32

do? Yeah, I dunno. Sings. Um,

Colleen: 19:33

Daniel oh, the son of Arnold His name's Joseph. didn't know he whatever I have beef with her and I dunno why, like I can't pinpoint as to Why Jesse James Decker. yep, Like There's no valid reason I just fucking hate her Yeah. I don't know why I can't pinpoint what it is. It's like, I can smell the fraudulent, but I don't know. her

Bridget: 19:55

Okay.

Colleen: 19:56

It's like I have no, it's one of those opinions that I have that I have nothing to back it

Bridget: 19:59

up on. It's just gut.

Colleen: 20:00

I deal very fucking strongly about

Bridget: 20:01

it. I'm completely indifferent towards her.

Colleen: 20:04

Gabby,

Bridget: 20:04

ah, love Gabby. She's so funny.

Colleen: 20:07

so, She Angela. You know

Bridget: 20:09

My girl bla from Ru's drag race. No,

Colleen: 20:13

God. I'm actually telling you something. You don't know please Yeah,

Bridget: 20:15

Wait's gonna, oh my God. I'm so happy. I love,

Colleen: 20:19

Wayne Brady

Bridget: 20:20

Oh, love Wayne Brady. So good

Colleen: 20:22

I have no idea who Cheryl LA is. Oh, Charlie's angels. Oh my God. That's so embarrassing. I didn't know Um, Vinny from Jersey shore. I could not be more

Bridget: 20:29

excited. It's gonna be so bad in the

Colleen: 20:31

I think he's gonna be so

Bridget: 20:32

good. Do you think he's gonna have hips that don't lie? Like Shakira?

Colleen: 20:34

Probably.

Bridget: 20:36

Okay.

Colleen: 20:36

My personal favorite. Okay. Theresa Judice or ju whatever, Judy, J whichever one you prefer at this point, I

Bridget: 20:42

even didn't she change it? her hair at her wedding, her hair at her wedding. And I am all about if women wanna look any certain type of way you fucking

Colleen: 20:54

have that The cost of that hair is more that's what's in my bank account Okay. more than what's in my bank account.

Bridget: 21:00

Oh, sorry. Should I have been more subtle about it?

Colleen: 21:02

no, cause I said it

Bridget: 21:04

No, but like To spend that kind of money for it to look like what I used to do for chair curls, where they would put the fake pin, the fake curls on top of my

Colleen: 21:11

Yeah I think it took like hours and hours. I read it

Bridget: 21:14

Oh my God. That's so fucking crazy,

Colleen: 21:15

but she's. So out of touch and like, so has no um she has, no rhythm it's gonna be fucking hilarious. She's Also just like lives in a delusional universe It's gonna be so good I can't wait to

Bridget: 21:24

watch. All right. Well maybe we'll watch it and give this season a try.

Colleen: 21:28

Selma Blair. Do you know

Bridget: 21:29

who that is? Yeah, she actually has. Ms. So that's actually really fucking

Colleen: 21:33

So Oh, that is cool. Yeah. Good for her. I just wanted to discuss, that I want everyone to watch a show that I watched last week. Okay. The devil in Ohio. Have you seen it So it's

Bridget: 21:42

is it scary?

Colleen: 21:43

It's not scary. It's it's very cult vibes. It's on Netflix. It's like top three. I promise you can't miss it. It's basically about this girl about this woman. Emily de Chanel. How do you say it? What's her name sister. Is that how you

Bridget: 21:54

said Zoe de Chanel's sister.

Colleen: 21:56

Yes Her

Bridget: 21:56

sister. Yeah She's from

Colleen: 21:57

She's like, um, yes. Yes, exactly. She's um, A social worker slash psychiatrist. and a girl comes into the hospital that they like have no idea where she came from. And they're like what the fuck and some whack ass shit's happening to her. And she feels bad for her. So she like takes her in whatever. And it's basically the unraveling of like what happened to this girl and like where she came from. And it's like very culty.

Bridget: 22:15

Okay And you just noted

Colleen: 22:16

You should watch it. Everyone should watch it. It's a quick one. and promise. It's like eight episodes.

Bridget: 22:21

Okay. Really I can do that. Cause the last time you told me to watch a show is echos. And I didn't like it

Colleen: 22:25

to watch, did you finish it though. Yeah. You didn't

Bridget: 22:28

didn't like it I didn't like it.

Colleen: 22:29

don't listen to her People watch

Bridget: 22:30

echos. no, I'll give it a shot.

Colleen: 22:34

I just ordered sleep tape for my sleep. apnea you tape up your mouth, in your sleep.

Bridget: 22:38

you tape it up. So you physically can, you have to breathe through your

Colleen: 22:41

no you can you can, but it's like. supposed to Make it less like, an X

Bridget: 22:46

so curious if you feel better every day. just cause I know I

Colleen: 22:51

to test the

Bridget: 22:51

waters. Yeah I love that for you

Colleen: 22:53

love it See, I don't think I've had REM sleep since I was like

Bridget: 22:55

I

Colleen: 22:56

so stay tuned for that. I just wanted to let the people, know we are getting sleep tape. that's all

Bridget: 23:01

REM is important

Colleen: 23:03

and that'll transfer over to the Royal family. The queen is dead.

Bridget: 23:06

The queen died. So we decided to change the topic. We were gonna go over this week to the Royal family. Yeah. God saved the

Colleen: 23:14

Queenie Queenie

Bridget: 23:15

and they are in mourning. Like the queen is beloved in England. You know what though? She lived a good, long life. She had. the job for 70 years. batty, what a batty.

Colleen: 23:28

And also just like her ensembles,

Bridget: 23:30

her outfits, someone, I think it was the home at it posted cuz you know how their whole thing is like rainbows and Organizing things by color. Yes. They posted a picture of her in every single shade and it was in a rainbow. It was so beautiful. She loves a long skirt button up with a hat and some flare in the hat.

Colleen: 23:53

I love the

Bridget: 23:54

hats. Yes. The hats are so great. So classy.

Colleen: 23:57

What about her and her corgi I wanted to talk about

Bridget: 24:00

the number one dog. I want more than anything else in this world is a Corgie really? They're big fluffy butts. They're little tiny legs. I cannot get enough of

Colleen: 24:08

fluff I'm obsessed I found online. They had a family tree, not only of the Royal family, but of the corgi line that she had. starting with Susan, starting with Susan her the original one she got when she was 18. She had them before that, but like the one that started like the bloodline of corgis was Susan. this. woman had over 30 dogs

Bridget: 24:27

stop.

Colleen: 24:28

Who has them now is when I wanna now I will take them I will pay money to

Bridget: 24:32

have them. I bet they're frozen somewhere. The dead ones,

Colleen: 24:35

they're up to over there. across the pond

Bridget: 24:38

oh, good Lord.

Colleen: 24:40

but it's so cute. Her And her fucking iconic Corgie. there was a wikiup picture of her when she was like six with like two of them in her arms. I wanted to Queenie. queen

Bridget: 24:49

Did you see all the post about Charles

Colleen: 24:51

Yeah. He ain't looking. He ain't looking

Bridget: 24:52

right. He doesn't look great. No,

Colleen: 24:54

prince Charles' fucking

Bridget: 24:55

Let me Oh, my God. They're little sausages

Colleen: 24:58

little sausages. I don't know But someone was like, oh, they're leaving The role In good

Bridget: 25:06

hands. oh, no,

Colleen: 25:08

we'll post a picture for reverence, but it's fucking hilarious.

Bridget: 25:10

He's not looking great. And he just got his first job, so

Colleen: 25:14

mm-hmm just look up prince Charles' fingers. They're fucking fat. Not me literally with a family tree, in front of me, cuz it's so confusing. and They all have like of Genovia of queen utopia. Like they all have like of a place and it's very hard to keep up

Bridget: 25:27

Mether. MOS is my only Quent

Colleen: 25:29

couldn't agree more

Bridget: 25:31

Very sad. But we decided to talk about some of the drama that has gone on over the years. You ready?

Colleen: 25:38

over Buckle up, Bois

Bridget: 25:40

Do you wanna start or do you want me to start? Okay.

Colleen: 25:43

But Do you want me to talk about mark?

Bridget: 25:45

Mike? Yes.

Colleen: 25:47

Mega, Markel's kind of a bad don't really like her though

Bridget: 25:50

though. People really don't like

Colleen: 25:51

it's like, you don't even know her shut up. What would you do if you had to step into royalty, I'd pull me a the Monopoli and be like, no,

Bridget: 25:57

I have a lot of thoughts, but I'll be curious after you tell me more about her. If I still think that way,

Colleen: 26:04

did you know that her real name is fucking Rachel? It's not even Megan?

Bridget: 26:06

Her real name is Rachel. Is her middle name? Megan Mm-hmm uh interesting

Colleen: 26:10

just like why? They're both basic names Just go with

Bridget: 26:11

Rachel. They're both pretty.

Colleen: 26:12

That's like me going by lady. Malua

Bridget: 26:15

It's all very nineties, Rachel.

Colleen: 26:18

that's true.

Bridget: 26:19

Megan, Brittany Ashley. Oh

Colleen: 26:23

Somer Um, yeah, she, which I would I wanted to know because obviously I know that she was like on TV, for instance, she was on fucking deal or no deal as one of the brief case ladies I which is hilarious. She she like wrote online She was like, it was tough times is literally just like trying to pay the bills

Bridget: 26:39

Yeah I'm sure

Colleen: 26:40

her dad was in like lighting and photography for, um, married with children. So that's why she was like really into that stuff. and was Like I'm gonna be on TV. Okay. Cause So she was like on set with him all the time He did all the lighting for it whatever Cool. She was on general hospital as like a nurse Okay. And then she was on dealer. No deal. And was a briefcase lady? I think it was specifically a briefcase lady. number 24. Wow. So specific like you had a, like, that was yours. It wasn't like any briefcase. Yeah. You had a specific one. Oh, okay. Isn't that

Bridget: 27:07

number Yeah, that

Colleen: 27:08

was wild I. thought that was really interesting. Then she was on suits. I never watched suits. Did

Bridget: 27:11

you? I did not

Colleen: 27:12

She was on it for like seven years. Really fucking long time. So that was like her claim to fame So I'm like wondering also like, how did they meet? Like, how do you just

Bridget: 27:20

about first Right. Because I heard, she said she didn't know who he was, which how on fucking earth

Colleen: 27:25

you're fucking lying.

Bridget: 27:27

There's no way that's accurate, right?

Colleen: 27:29

No, there's no way. Um, do you wanna know how they met

Bridget: 27:31

how

Colleen: 27:32

it was a blind date? Her friend set them

Bridget: 27:34

shut up So

Colleen: 27:35

first of all, fuck. Now second of all. Who's the fucking friend and clearly I need better ones. You're telling me, your friend, just set you up on a blind date with a prince shut

Bridget: 27:45

Yeah that can be that's real. I swear. Wow.

Colleen: 27:47

think In 2016,

Bridget: 27:49

Rupa would tell my friends to step their posties up. That's all

Colleen: 27:52

I'm saying step your pussy up. That's all I'm saying. You're letting me be out here. Dry and dusty while there's other people getting set up. withs that they have never seen before.

Bridget: 28:00

Never heard of them.

Colleen: 28:01

Talk about setting the bar fucking

Bridget: 28:03

high. I was gonna say, damn. How do you, how do you recover from that You really

Colleen: 28:06

not fair. It's really not fucking fair. Um, but yeah, a mutual friend. What mutual friend does a a random person have with the prince? I just, I'm not I think, I think it's a lie.

Bridget: 28:18

Okay. I'm I'm with her so far.

Colleen: 28:20

Okay. I just need more details. Oh, another thing that I was in kind of a S about was her sister.

Bridget: 28:25

What about

Colleen: 28:25

She has like a crazy half sister. Oh, that's like 50 They had a different last name. Yeah And she took it back when they started dating or like were. engaged She had like a different last name. And then she went back to Marco. this woman looks like an animal she's also a lot older. remember she wrote like a book about

Bridget: 28:42

louder Yeah. I remember all the crap that came out around their wedding and I actually felt wicked bad for her Yeah. That sucks because the press is already brutal. Like they're known for being brutal in England. Yeah. Let alone having your own family come for you. Just terrible. I felt wicked bad for her.

Colleen: 28:58

Yeah, she, I'm pretty sure the book was called the diary of princess push she's sister. Imagine This woman is like 60 years old I'm not kidding. She's scary. And she changed her name back to Marco. When she, when she was like 55. for clout for clout I was gonna say, and she said in an interview she, someone asked her about her and she was like, well, if it doesn't tell you anything, she changed her name. back to Marco in her mid fifties. I wonder why. Yeah So she's she's clout chasing. is what

Bridget: 29:24

for sure Rough.

Colleen: 29:25

Can you say bitter? That's all I

Bridget: 29:28

we truly can't pick our families. We all have crazy

Colleen: 29:30

family Yeah. But the thing got married. I don't really have any beef with her, honestly. she dabbled in like activism and stuff. She was on um kind of the United nations of Argentina Like she was trying to do stuff like that. Have you ever done the, because you, did you watch bridge

Bridget: 29:42

I watched the first

Colleen: 29:43

Oh my God. So good. When you can create your, um, Bridgeton name.

Bridget: 29:47

Oh, how do you create it? Your

Colleen: 29:48

it was like it's like your middle name. And then late it was like, mine was like lady Margaret of. Oh, and it's the first three letters of your street name and then Ashire. So It was like, land Landshire A land cast Shire, Cause I lived on Lancaster street at the time. So lady Margaret of Landshire

Bridget: 30:02

land. Oh wow.

Colleen: 30:04

yours would be

Bridget: 30:05

lady Theresa of Hillshire us. Fuck me.

Colleen: 30:09

Right up. That's an opportunity to crop our faces on some Royal people with new names.

Bridget: 30:14

yeah. Megan has a new podcast called archetypes.

Colleen: 30:17

I don't know I feel like she loves this man, right? I mean, she can't be like, oh, it's I can't believe he's a prince. And I don't want that. It's not her fault. She doesn't have to step into this role. if She doesn't want to So I get it What if she loved him so deeply, but like it's like, oh he is a prince and he has duties to do. Maybe he just loved her so much. And He was like, I love you. And if you don't want that, then I don't want it either. like, it's just it's it's not being selfish.

Bridget: 30:38

I think what happens a lot is they, you think that, you know how bad it is or how crazy it's gonna be. And from the sounds of it, it is 3000 times worse.

Colleen: 30:48

gonna Yeah. I can only imagine. And honestly, like I don't fuck with rules, so that sucks.

Bridget: 30:53

Oh. And there are so many rules. Did you know? I actually have some facts for you. So one of my best friends from college, Jesse, she married a guy from England. His name is, or we love him very much. And so I reached out and was like, Hey, we're doing a, uh, a Royal family episode tomorrow, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Colleen: 31:11

now. Oh did you get the good tea? from him?

Bridget: 31:13

He said, cuz I was like, okay, so the Royal family, tell me your thoughts. They said they represent the people armed forces and are a symbol of national unity. They love the Royal family. Okay. They love them, especially the queen. She is it. They're not allowed to run for office. They're not allowed to speak about politics at all. Cuz they could sway people. They support 3000 plus charities. Okay. They're very into helping charities, which is great. They have a lot of rules, like a lot. I saw somewhere. That all of the women have to pack black dresses. All the men have to pack black suits in case someone dies because at the time queen Elizabeth was princess Elizabeth. She was in Kenya and her father died and he was in his fifties and he had some issues, but it was still sudden, and they flew her home and she had to wait on the plane while they brought a black outfit onto the plane that she could change into because she was not allowed to be seen, not in anything else, but black imagine being the aid that gets sent to queen Elizabeth's home to pick out the outfit and they were like, it had to be mourn, but also honor her new role as queen talk about anxiety, getting ready. Imagine standing in front of the Queen's closet and being like,

Colleen: 32:42

what should we

Bridget: 32:42

pick for her today? what what are we gonna do

Colleen: 32:44

A Queen's stylist What a role

Bridget: 32:46

I can't even imagine. So now every single person has when they leave the country packs a black outfit just in case mm-hmm

Colleen: 32:54

mm-hmm Okay So we learn from our lessons.

Bridget: 32:55

They're not allowed to wear a lot of makeup, the women, and they ha their knees have to be covered at all times. Like no Sund dresses, everyone's knees are

Colleen: 33:04

Okay

Bridget: 33:04

I will say Kate Milton is beauty and grace and she is flawless. Her wedding dress. I was so

Colleen: 33:15

weak. The after one with the, did you see the furry sweater? Ugh. to die,

Bridget: 33:19

to die for? I also loved Megan Markels, but I loved Megan. Markels second dress, more thereafter party. It was like a high collar. It went down. Oh my God. It was stunning. It was absolutely stunning.

Colleen: 33:32

Kate her

Bridget: 33:33

Oh, princess Diana's ring I'm not a big colored ring

Colleen: 33:38

not either And I saw it and literally was like

Bridget: 33:41

Sapphire's forever So beautiful. Heirs are not allowed to travel on the same plane in case the plane goes down. so let's take prince William, cuz he's next in line for the throne. His son, George is gonna be the one after that. When he turns 12, they have to travel separately in case the plane goes down. There are a lot. of crazy rules like that. There's a lot of curing and bowing of course. Um, there's a lot of like if the queen is eating at the table at her last bite, everyone has to stop eating. So hopefully she doesn't eat fast

Colleen: 34:17

or else everyone's fucked and everyone's starving.

Bridget: 34:19

I also saw somewhere. I don't know how true this is, but she has, she talks to the person on her, right. For the first part of dinner. And then in the middle, she turns and talks to the left. Like there are crazy rules like that. it just sounds like I hate to say it a Giled cage a bit. It sounds like

Colleen: 34:37

start living like that and just be a little bit

Bridget: 34:39

be no just ask too That sounds terrible. You literally went on a whole thing about how you hate

Colleen: 34:43

thing about I know, but I'm like, oh maybe we'll live like the queen I would like to, live

Bridget: 34:48

I think that people love Meghan Markle because she's the Cinderella story. Right? This small town girl marries a prince. She doesn't even quote unquote know who he is. She set up on a blind date They fall in love. They get married. They're you know, not in a good situation. And then they leave. I think people who are more traditional hate Meghan

Colleen: 35:09

who that makes sense

Bridget: 35:10

because they're just like, no, this is It Yeah. This is the family. This is how things work. You're not going, you're not doing the things that you're supposed to be doing. And it just sounds like she's not someone who plays by the rules and just didn't wanna be miserable. I there's a lot of tension between her and Kate Middleton, supposedly too.

Colleen: 35:28

I mean I get it, because Kate's like, the opposite

Bridget: 35:30

but I don't know how true any of this is.

Colleen: 35:33

Kate Middleton had to send an email to her friends to tell them to stop calling with a C

Bridget: 35:39

email to why?

Colleen: 35:40

cuz she had to switch it for

Bridget: 35:42

royalty mm-hmm that's so dumb Royal purposes. Who cares if you're Kate or Catherine now See, that's what I mean, like that's so

Colleen: 35:49

I know I just think it's

Bridget: 35:51

Ridiculous. Uh, have you ever watched the crown.

Colleen: 35:55

No, but I've been meaning too.

Bridget: 35:57

So I have, and this season is about princess Diana. So I figured I would do a princess Diana deep dive for a sec,

Colleen: 36:05

iconic. Her fits her

Bridget: 36:07

outfits her outfits, specifically her relationship with her husband. Okay. Okay. You ready Yep. So Diana, when she grew up, she was part of a very wealthy family.

Colleen: 36:18

part of the They killed her.

Bridget: 36:21

they're basically neighbors with the queen. She was an aristocrat. Like she she's from wealth. And After school, she moves to London and she becomes like a nanny and a housekeeper and a kindergarten

Colleen: 36:32

comes up

Bridget: 36:33

Humble queen. She's so good with kids watching her and videos. Talk to children is the sweetest. She always kneels down to them. She never looks down. She actually gets to their eye level. She's just really sweet and kind, uh, she meets Charles and Charles is actually dating Diana's older sister.

Colleen: 36:53

oh I didn't know that

Bridget: 36:54

Yeah. Sarah Spencer is her older sister and apparently she met a journalist and Sarah Spencer was like, oh, I would never marry him. I don't care if he's king. I don't care who he is. I'm not marrying him. And he broke up with her because of it. And so I guess it was still amicable though, because the way they talked about it is they were still in the same circles. So they're all still hanging out. Diana was 16 when they first met the love of Charles's life. Is this woman named Camilla and he's with her now. Camilla Parker, bells, Camilla Parker BOS.

Colleen: 37:26

now. Mm-hmm

Bridget: 37:27

bowls

Colleen: 37:28

balls, park her balls.

Bridget: 37:31

God, we're so fucking, American So they dated in the seventies and then Charles went to serve his country. He went to the Navy and so she started dating other people, but they remained quote, unquote, really good friends. So he meets Diana and he's 12 years her senior,

Colleen: 37:49

seat.

Bridget: 37:49

which no biggie have, you know, do, do what you get do. And at a party in 1980, Charles had lost his uncle, his mentor, like the uncle he was closest to and Diana went up to him at the party and was like, I'm so sorry about your uncle. I know how close you were to him. And I saw you at. His funeral and it made me so sad. I could tell how heartbroken you were. And her empathy is like, what won him over, like really appealed to him. So he starts bringing her around. They start dating. The paparazzi gets a hold of it. There's a video of her going out to her car when they're still dating in the paparazzi are everywhere. She cannot even get into her own car. They're engaged within six months of dating.

Colleen: 38:31

Dave nuts

Bridget: 38:32

They got married truly out of convenience into produce an air. It was a shit show from the beginning. So a few weeks before the wedding, Diana finds a bracelet and on the bracelet are the letters F and G and Fred and Gladys were Camilla in Charles' nicknames for each other pet names. Yeah. It's from like a TV show, I guess. And Diana was absolutely devastated. And Charles was basically like, this is my goodbye. Present to her. He had to hand deliver it two days before their wedding sus SAS uh, when they were on their honeymoon, he was wearing cuff links that had two CS intertwined. I think at one point she compared almost to like, looking like the Chanel logo, but

Colleen: 39:23

yeah

Bridget: 39:25

Camilla and Charles. okay. And she goes, did Camilla send those to you? And he was like, what's the big deal. If friends send me a gift,

Colleen: 39:31

mm-hmm

Bridget: 39:32

know the fact that you're wearing cuff links with your letter and you know what I mean? It's just so yeah, just ridiculous. They both start having affairs.

Colleen: 39:40

having it. Oh, I didn't know that

Bridget: 39:41

Yeah. So Diana falls in love with their horse trainer? Their horse. Her, yeah. I mean, she was having her time. They were very miserable. Diana was very lonely. It just like was not a good marriage. They, one time went, I forget what country they were going to. They looked so miserable. They were standing next to each other, not touching that the press called them the gloves. Like, they were not

Colleen: 40:06

respect to her for not hiding it,

Bridget: 40:07

it but right. But the world was falling in love with her. And what killed them? The Royals is that Charles no one would even glance at him. he hated being second place to her. So they would walk on a red carpet into an event and people would be chanting her name and no one would be even

Colleen: 40:31

Chan

Bridget: 40:31

him. And he did not like it So they nickname her, the people's princess. I mean, she is an icon. So not only is she the people's princess, but she's also kind and empathetic and smart and elegant, but she's actually kind of shy, but she apparently is so charismatic. Every single thing I read was like, you immediately warm to her. She was just one of those people. You were like a magnet. Okay. Big things that she did. She was a philanthropist. There was a really big misconception about aids that it was transmitted through like touching

Colleen: 41:07

misconception Oh my God, It's giving modern day leprosy. it's so

Bridget: 41:10

stupid. It's so fucking stupid. She went to a hospital in New York city. She did a solo trip to New York and she went to the Harlem hospital in no us president had been there. No politician at all had been there. She walked in, she shook all of their hands with elk gloves on all of the staff. All the people worked there, picked up babies who had aids, kissed them, talked to them and it just absolutely blew the world. Like talk about MythBusters. The people's princesses hugged up baby with aids and it was fine. Like get over yourself. She did with leprosy too. She did.

Colleen: 41:41

Oh I didn't know that either Yeah. She

Bridget: 41:43

She shook someone's hand without a glove with leprosy and she was like, yeah, these people don't need to be shunned. They're not repulsive. They're

Colleen: 41:49

Yeah They're people

Bridget: 41:50

They're. fucking human beings. She was a huge supporter of foundations that had to do with cancer. She was a big advocate for education on top of being a fashion icon. Mm-hmm her outfit that black dress, it went off the shoulders. It was cinched in the middle and she wore like a Pearl choker with a massive diamond in the middle mm-hmm oh my God. Oh my God parish She was big, uh, supporter of mental health. She was a feminist. She got them humanitarian of the year award. The us gave her that award.

Colleen: 42:27

I don't even a member of the country

Bridget: 42:29

she, no, she had an auction and sold all of her dresses to charity. She's the best.

Colleen: 42:35

was

Bridget: 42:35

Uh, yeah. So the queen and prince Villa at one point, sit them down are like you guys are causing a scene. Please stop and like reconciling get over yourselves. It did not work they split up in 1992 and they got divorced in 1996. And yeah, she went on to date. Some other people

Colleen: 42:54

could

Bridget: 42:56

so they were not supposed to, and it got, it got so tumultuous. And at the time again, the paparazzi were, she could not breathe. They were so cruel and they were so much crap going on and they were both hiding multiple affairs. And he was with Camilla the whole last time. And at one point, him and Camilla had phone sex and they released it.

Colleen: 43:17

it.

Bridget: 43:18

Yep. And then she had a conversation with one of her guys and they, that, and like gate was getting put on the end of every word. You know what? It was like scandal all of the time. And there was a book that came out that called Diana her true story in her own words. And the author, Andrew Mor. Basically said I have it on good authority. This information is from her closest friends and family. People say she was part of it that she recorded with a friend and then handed it to him and was like, go, I want my story told. Yeah, she did an interview with BBC. At one point it packed the pub's BBC news usually had 800,000 viewers. They had 8 million for this interview. 8 million people in like 1990 Yes, Oprah very similar. And she goes, well, there were three of us in the marriage, so it got a bit crowded. like just right out. And at one point they asked her, do you think you'll ever be queen? And she says, no. And they're like, why not? And she's like, the people may love me, but the institution does not. She just didn't, you know, in vows, it's like, I promise to always obey you She wouldn't say it. So they had to take it outta the ceremony. So she just wasn't this, like she got it. Yeah, she was, she was not gonna follow the rules. She was gonna do her own thing. Usually with the Royal family, they have a nannies that pick out their clothes and they go to specific schools and she fired all of them. She was like, I will pick, she picked out her kids' clothes every day. She picked out what schools they went to. She picked out their meals, which is just not how it works in that

Colleen: 44:55

mm-hmm

Bridget: 44:56

And then she unfortunately did pass away at a car accident. It was August 31st, 1997. She was with her boyfriend she was 36. They were at a restaurant eating dinner at the Ritz in Paris. And they tried to get outta there if they were gonna get hounded by paparazzi. And for a long time, it was like she died because of this high speed chase and the paparazzi made the car crash and the tunnel and all this stuff. They did another investigation in 2006 and the driver was three times over the legal alcohol limit. And he was also on prescription drugs. And so they say that he was going too fast and lost control of the car. The car is very upsetting to look at, and none of them were wearing seat belts. Her kids at her funeral, there's so little. and I just felt so bad. Anyway, her funeral was watched by billions of people with a B again, remember this is 1997. That is, I, I can't think of, I was gonna say it's not even comparable, really outpouring of love from all over the world. People just loved her. And, uh, prince Charles and Camilla are now married Mm-hmm and she wears that bracelet to this day that he made for her before he got married to Diana. And it's funny because when I see the interviews between her two children, I think Harry is just like her, I don't know, his passion for philanthropy reminds me a lot of the way his mother spoke.

Colleen: 46:22

That makes sense.

Bridget: 46:23

Prince Harry said she was using her position as princess of Wales, the most famous woman in the world to challenge everyone, to educate themselves, to find their compassion and to reach out to those who need help instead of pushing them away. We use the word icon a lot. She is the definition of an

Colleen: 46:39

There's very few that actually. hold that term and She's one of

Bridget: 46:42

them, people all over the world, grieved when she died,

Colleen: 46:45

Shock the world shock

Bridget: 46:48

do you think that the Royal family had something to do with killing

Colleen: 46:52

talk about yes.

Bridget: 46:53

You do.

Colleen: 46:54

I mean, I feel like they hated her so much and like, what are the odds, that that would happen, But there's so many things that they have in place for their safety. So like the fact that that happened is just like wild. It's like too crazy to be.

Bridget: 47:03

Yeah. I did see somewhere and again, I didn't put it in there cuz I, I don't know if it's a good source, but I saw somewhere her, the first love of her life died tragically in an accident. And Diana herself said they killed him.

Colleen: 47:17

oh I didn't know that

Bridget: 47:19

Yeah. So I definitely think they were up to some shady shit. God only knows if those walls could talk.

Colleen: 47:26

talk. Camilla's. a whore.

Bridget: 47:28

Why

Colleen: 47:29

I don't know I just

Bridget: 47:29

just yeah, the, the people are definitely, some are, she'll always be the other woman. She's a slut and other people are like, no, she's great. But how do you ever, ever compare to Diana? You don't, you just don't don't and she's not going away. The princess on HBO's the documentary I watched. I definitely recommend it. They talk about it. It is a bit of a bummer because her life was definitely not easy. I mean, she started dating him. when she was 19. Imagine getting thrown into that when you're 19, 20 years old. Absolutely. It's just so crazy. I hope they didn't have anything to do with it, but who's to say

Colleen: 48:05

have any who's to say, She also like she is biker shorts. She brought those back.

Bridget: 48:10

Yeah Now you can't even show your knees anymore So she got in right right in time Diana

Colleen: 48:16

prince William or prince Harry

Bridget: 48:17

prince prince Harry forever.

Colleen: 48:18

It's just obvious cuz what's his name's fucking

Bridget: 48:20

It's not even the hair loss for me. It's just the general demeanor. I will say when Harry and Megan got married, I was on a bachelorette and it was on and we were all watching it. We were all so hungover. And so we were passing around mimosa and watching their wedding. And I remember Harry looked at Megan and said something along the lines of you look so beautiful. I am so lucky in women all over quaking, the world we're gushing. And I was like, yeah, it's his bride on their wedding day. Bare What? The bar's so low, the devil's doing pull ups. Like, what are we fucking doing here? Um, you know what I mean?

Colleen: 48:58

Yeah. That's true. That's like, what else are you supposed

Bridget: 49:00

say on? Is that a nice thing to say? Of course it is credit where credit is due bare minimum mom.

Colleen: 49:05

Yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough.

Bridget: 49:07

Women were like, oh my God, did you hear? He said he was lucky. That's crazy. It's like good

Colleen: 49:13

You were born lucky. And you're fucking Royal family.

Bridget: 49:16

bitch.

Colleen: 49:17

I have a question. So obviously like Charles is Mr. Like Head honcho. Right. below them. But if he had so many other siblings, like what made Charles

Bridget: 49:26

he was probably the eldest

Colleen: 49:28

is that what it is?

Bridget: 49:29

Yeah. He's probably the eldest boy also prince Andrew scum of the fucking earth buddies with Jeffrey Epstein now disgraced he's so disgusting. Deserves to rot in the deepest, deepest pits of.

Colleen: 49:45

thaty. Oh, um, there's a bitch named I don't know how they're related. I, I don't understand, but Princess Beatrice. dude Her fucking picture on Google. Whoever chose that should be shunned from the earth. just just Google her name and just see the first photo Whoever decides the photo for all of that.

Bridget: 50:04

No, that's rude. I would be pissed.

Colleen: 50:08

Is that the one? Oh my God. I can't one, maybe mine looked different on my phone, but I literally gasped when I But I forget

Bridget: 50:18

She's prince Andrew's eldest daughter.

Colleen: 50:20

Like I'm scared. blink twice if you're okay.

Bridget: 50:24

honestly, she's not with her dad

Colleen: 50:26

not truly. Oh, is that who her big poppy is? Yeah. Got it That makes so

Bridget: 50:32

more sense.

Colleen: 50:33

and the siblings is princess Eugenie Okay.

Bridget: 50:37

The hats at the weddings, the

Colleen: 50:39

hat Eugenie went to school with Kate Middleton. Same boarding school

Bridget: 50:43

They're all in the same sphere, even if they're not. Yeah. You know, they all hang together Yeah. All those rich

Colleen: 50:50

Oh my God. They got hell spawn How many fucking kids do these people

Bridget: 50:53

No, I don't think those are all their

Colleen: 50:55

one Oh. I was like, okay. Eugenie close them legs.

Bridget: 50:58

Would you wanna be Royal if you had the chance?

Colleen: 51:01

Yeah I think so Yeah

Bridget: 51:04

Even after everything we just discussed,

Colleen: 51:08

I mean, I guess not, but I feel like I could use some, even though I say I hate roles I, I could use some I could use a

Bridget: 51:14

clean up your

Colleen: 51:15

I could use a routine. I could use some roles but like, would I like it? I don't know. The offer's never

Bridget: 51:20

Should we make roles?

Colleen: 51:22

girl? No Cause there's no like punishment.

Bridget: 51:25

don't shit on men. Literally. have to say. Don't physically shit on anybody. Actually.

Colleen: 51:31

I remember how the other day we talked about, um, and I was like there's Stay tuned. There's gonna be another one, We're three for three every week. There's gonna be a new one next week. I don't know what's gonna

Bridget: 51:39

one Yeah. Why is everyone just like letting it go from every

Colleen: 51:44

Literally every hole

Bridget: 51:46

no holes are safe.

Colleen: 51:48

No holes are safe. Oh goodness. Grass

Bridget: 51:52

You.

51:54

Are you ready for the pause of the story of the week? Yes, I have one really good one. Okay. Okay. Vince Gill is a really famous country music singer. Do you know him? He's older. Yeah. He recently was honored. They're doing a special called CMT giants and he is one of them. He goes way, way, way, way back during this whole evening, there's a bunch of big performances from Brad Paisley. Chris Stapleton, Marin Morris, Carrie Underwood, et cetera. They were all there to honor him. The best part of the evening though, was his daughter. So his daughter gets up. And I saw this on CMTS TikTok, so I'll repost it. Okay. His daughter, Jenny tells the story that she's in the first grade. She really wanted to play in her school's talent show and she knows her dad plays guitar very well. And she asked him to come play so that she could sing. He's very famous at this point. And so they're practicing you are my sunshine. Yep. And so the school talent show is that Saturday. So they practice every day that week and he gets a call and it's an invitation for him to play at the Opry. Now, if you know nothing about country music, the Opry is the pinnacle for country music stars. It is where the biggest and the best play period. And he says, what day is it? No, it's not the same day and it's Saturday. And he says, I can't make it. In that Saturday, he went to an elementary school and played the guitar so that his six year old daughter could sing. You are my sunshine. Wow. At the end of this speech, there's not a dry eye of the place. Vince is crying, everybody's crying. He then gets up and says, Here's the best part of that story. Fast forward, many, many years later, she's getting married and we're trying to figure out the father-daughter dance and we can't figure out the right song. And she calls me on the phone one day and she says, I have the perfect song. And he says, so do I? And they both say you are my sunshine and it was their first dance. I gotta chill. Isn't that? So sweet. Ugh. I just shout out to really good dads. Period

Bridget: 53:57

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Colleen: 54:19

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Colleen: 55:05

Pumpkin cream, cold brew. No

Bridget: 55:07

It's We're switching.

Colleen: 55:09

Good this year.

Bridget: 55:10

Extra pumps of pumpkin. And don't shit on people.

Colleen: 55:14

Try your best to keep your bodily functions to your fucking self.

Bridget: 55:17

Isn't it. so crazy how we have to ask people to do that now today's.

Colleen: 55:20

I can tell him, get me started You

Bridget: 55:22

All right. Everybody love. you mean it.

Colleen: 55:24

love. you. Bye.

Bridget: 55:35

This podcast was produced by me. Bridget, Shannon. Music is written and performed by Matt You can find his band super Stoker anywhere you listen to music.