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On this week’s episode, we’re finally reunited after way too much time apart (two weeks... the horror), so naturally this episode is a full blown CATCH UP. We talk about the holidays, Bridget’s trip to Barbados and the flight home that will give everyone the ick, and why it feels like we’re being spiritually dragged back to 2016 whether we asked for it or not.

We get into the Golden Globes and everything we’ve been watching and reading lately, aka Heated Rivalry and Fourth Wing. We relive the chaos of jointly babysitting Bridget’s three year old niece and discuss the pop culture drama between Ashley Tisdale and Hilary Duff. Team Hilary forever! But in the end... all roads lead to Tituba. So get your chokers and bobs ready!!! It's our first ep of 2026!!

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I dug my can to the side of it pretty little. Zup up. Four wheel drive. Call my name. Leather seed. Tell him girl, that's all I have. She's a fucking weirdo. But do you remember when that song had us all in a choke hold? Like society in general? No. Yeah. I like had never had a boyfriend before, but I was like ready. Oh, it's definitely one of those where if you've never experienced it, but it is now personal to you. Like I have my Porch Vic. Yeah. Porch Vic. I have my Porch Vic. Like pitch full. You're pitch full. You're like, that's exactly how my brain is right now. And that's me setting the tone. So fried. Yeah. Just like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. In the head. It's very 2026 of you. Thank you. We're starting off on a great note. Truly. Hi everyone. Hello. Welcome to this week's episode of SIP with the Shannons. We're cousins and every other week we sit down, we sip on some wine, we talk some shit, and we have a good giggle. I'm Bridget Shannon and I'm calling Shannon. Happy 2026. Everyone happy? 2026. How did we get here? How you doing? I do. I've been doing okay. Tell me everything about your life. What have I missed? I haven't seen you since Christmas day. Literally. You came by on Christmas Day. Colleen saved Christmas. Rudy, we were watching. It's a wonderful life. Rudy Escapes. He doesn't go far. Don't worry. We're running around the neighborhood looking for Rudy. He mind you what? Like you don't need to run'cause he doesn't run. He just walks. Right. And it was two houses over, but we were circling right. We're doing, we're doing the rounds. Yeah. Claire's on her scooter, having me pull her as she yells. Rudy Pop and Danny is with Erin. We convene, they found him no biggie. We pull up to the house, we've got scooters, we've got Rudy Cole is standing there with espresso martini mix. It could not have come at a better time. So we go in, then we watch the end of, it's a wonderful life'cause it's our annual tradition. Can I just tell you? I almost texted you and I completely forgot.'cause then I went to Barbados. That was one of the best espresso martinis I've had in a very long time. Really, I, whatever this year's mix was like, I always have remembered them being good. But this year hit the motherfucking spot. It's funny because it depends on which batch you get.'cause I usually make like over 20 of them and oh, by the end, I don't really pay. I'm just whoop whoop. So what did you put in them? Like how does it work? Um, I have an espresso machine, so I, and it's so, and it's in such a cute bottle and it's like Colleen's espresso martini. It's so frigging cute. Don't let her fool you. It's literally because I don't like buying gifts. Like, think about like, I hate, well one, I hate going places empty handed. And I feel like I make a lot of stops during the holiday season. Like, not to be like, I'm so popular, but I'm not buying it. Like I'm just simply not doing it. So instead I bring like three or four of those and say, no, it's. Perfect. It was delicious. Good. I'm so glad to hear. Yeah. I legit was like, I think I'm gonna request that either next year for like my birthday from you or like Christmas or something.'cause I love them. Yeah, whatever. Whatever you want I can provide. And that's how Colleen saved Christmas. I yeah, we did see each other on Christmas. I forgot about that. That's the last time I saw you until tonight. That's a long time. I know it's two weeks. I, when I, and I notice this every single time we hop on here, but like, I really have nothing to write home about the, this is what I did. I tried to write down what I did. Spent Christmas Eve with. Fam is literally what I wrote as a sentence. Am I okay? I did. Absolutely. I went to Man's family on Christmas Eve, Christmas day. I saw you. I also went to his house. I went to my parents. I went to my sister's like I was nonverbal by the time that Yeah. You did a lot of driving that day. Yes, I know that, I knew that I was comfortable with his family. Went by Christmas Day, me falling asleep on the couch in a room of 20 people on Christmas day. Oh, that's when you know. Yep. That's when you know. Mm-hmm. You made it. I said goodnight and then all of a sudden, like something like came over me. Come to find out, I ended up being really sick that whole entire week. Something came over me and I said, we must go home. Like I cannot be here anymore. And we went home. I threw up, I laid, I took a nap. I woke up and he made me mac and cheese. Oh, craft, mac and cheese. And it was the best Christmas day. Oh, sweet man. He just knows. He just gets it. I woke up and I go, I have a really weird question. He's like, what? I'm like, do you have Kraft Macaroni and Cheese specifically in this house? He's like, yeah. I'm like, could we make that any chance, per se? Do you have specifically Kraft MA and Cheese? The original? The original, no spirals? And he's like, yeah, but yeah, I went, I go, okay. Went back to bed. I. New Year's Eve, I did absolutely nothing. New Year's Eve is the worst fucking holiday in the city. I will say it. I hate New Year's Eve. Time in time again. Must go wear, would love to go somewhere like someone over here does. I ordered Chinese food. I sat on the couch. I missed the ball drop by like three minutes because I looked down and it was 1201 and it wasn't midnight on our tv. So Dick Clark, I'm coming for you. You already did. I know it, but lemme tell you something. You're fucking me up Dick. Alright. So I missed it and then I, I literally, I swear to God, I literally did fucking nothing. I did go ice skating for the first time in a while. I made Mans take me, even though he was like, what the fuck? I played hockey my whole life. We're paying to do this. And I was like, yes. I only fell twice. I took him down with me once and it was a grand old time we went to be InTown Pub where we went that one time we did something. What did we do that we went to be InTown Pub? I don't remember. It doesn't fucking matter. It was probably before a show. Oh, okay. Well you know what I did do on Christmas day, I did day drink and bop out and that's kind of the move.'cause everyone has it off. Most people. Everything's still open. I will say that on one of the nights the black rose is open Christmas Eve. No, it's, no, it is Christmas day because, oh, because I texted you. I had plans with Paula. Oh yes. And I was like, if I had not already had plans, I honestly would just invite her. But it wasn't the vibe that particular night because she had something else. I knew she had to go somewhere. Yeah. And I had to wake up at 4:00 AM but I was like, next year, Christmas day, we hang with our families, then we go to the Black Rose. A dream. A dream come true. Sign you. So I think that's what we have to do next year. Okay. I'm down. No, literally that's all I have. I will say I have started painting. Mm. Yeah. I don't know. It just came, it came about paint by numbers. No painting. Just like free painting. Because you know what it was that sparked it is when I bought you that thing for Christmas and I thought to myself, I could have just fucking painted that. Oh, you mean the best gift anyone's ever given me? Yeah. Of a cos I and a McDonald's french fries. Yeah. Yeah. My two favorite things in the whole world. Mm-hmm. Outside of my niece and nephew. Mm-hmm. Great. So I was thinking I could've just fucking painted that. Like, I'm not like stupid. And we have, are you that creative? I knew you are like, I mean like with design and fashion and like you have an eye for things, but I didn't realize you, can you draw, can you, I mean, half the time I do look homeless, but like in my brain I, I'm good at those things. Oh, colle. No, but you know what I mean? But I would, I mean, I guess I don't really know if I, I would say good. I've only made like three thus far. I did a whale tail coming out of the water for mans, because he loves whales. I, for some reason thought you were about to say a thong like I do. Oh. Like a whale tail. Whale tale out of a girl's jeans. And I was like, that's the first thing you drive. Listen, you're living up to your Matthew Morrison. Shut the fuck up my singing thong song. That's the meanest thing you've ever said to me. We. Yeah, I was thinking about the AI thong song that has sweeped the Nation and is making the pussies pop. I haven't seen it via the chorus. Like there there is a choir singing thong song. No, Bridgette. I haven't seen this. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm on like fucking book Colleen. I'm on like redneck TikTok. What makes you think I'm on song? The AI thong song. Because you know what made me think of it?'cause I painted this the other night and I was like, I could have done Bridget's fucking thing. Wait, that's so good, Colleen. So it's like, I already paint Dye Cokes at Aperol Spritzes. I was like, what the fuck? Didn't I just do, but just like, oh my God. That's so good. Colleen, thank you so much. This is the AI thong song. No, I would go to church if this is what was happening. Wait for it. It's like a truck, truck, truck. That's like, what, what? What? But, but like it is out of control. Matthew Morrison, cadaver Matt. That that is what I mean. You just took a song that means so much to me and you ruined it with your fucking glee nonsense. That song does not mean that much to you. Please. Well, GLE root it for me, so I'm, I'm taking, I'm taking us all down. Cynthia, Cynthia Arrivo does like a breakdown of the thong song. It's like one of my favorite videos on the internet. Anyway, you're painting That is really good. What are the, what are the things are you planning on painting? I don't know yet. I wanna do like a teacup and I also wanna do like a shoe thing and like also like a girl, like coming out of a tub with like a, a martini glass that's on my repertoire right now. A girl coming outta the tub with a martini glass is an acrylic style. Like nothing that clean? No, no. Is it a bubble bath? And is her hair in a messy bun? It could be a bun or it could actually, maybe a towel. Oh, oh, oh oh. Maybe like one of those That might be easier to do. We'll see. No, we'll see. We'll see what happens. Oh my God. If you have any requests, let me know. Okay. Yeah.'cause there's a painting behind Paige's DeSorbo bed mm-hmm. That I love. And it's like a girl laying in bed. Oh. And so I like that aesthetic. Okay. That's fair. But I like the one you are explaining better. Okay. Okay. Well, you know, we'll see. I'll hire you. I asked him something from I do you paint something? He's like, can you do a loon? It's a type of bird. I'm like, no, A loon. Oh my God. That's the funniest thing I've ever, I'm like, no. Literally. No. That's so wholesome. I can't. Oh, loon will I? Of course I fucking will. But I did paint a different bird from my mother. I was like, I did a bird. Wait, that's a really cute bird. He's so fat. You guys. He's so cute. You guys. She's straight up. He's so cute. Painting my whale, Vincent Van Gogh over here. Vincent Van. So that's really what I've been up to. I think I'm gonna start antiquing. I mean, dead fucking serious. The timeline of the things that you've been interested in coming to here? Not surprised. Not surprised that this was the final stop. Antiquing is next. And I also did buy like a very interesting old looking recipe book, and I'm gonna start adding things to it. Oh, that's really cute. You should get some nanas. I know. I really should. Who has them? Auntie Terry probably has a few, some, well, one of the family members has nanas old recipes. You should get a copy of them. Okay. And add them. We'll just shove'em in there. Yeah, yeah. No, but you can like, scrapbook it and make it cute. Yeah. And not, and not like a corny, cheesy scrapbook way. No, I would never like a very chic Oh, I wouldn't, no, there's no tackiness. No, no, no, no. I know you're, you're not a tacky girl, but there's like a cute add. Yeah. I have my mom's mom's, but like they, I can't read them. Oh, they cursive like real thick. And I like can cursive. I can cursive. I can't be reading that cursive though. That is like gibberish. I'm like, what the hell does that say? I'll be putting in teaspoons when it's like five cups. I dunno. That's not my business. And that's true. Like when I tell you that's truly all I, I'm not kidding. Oh, I mean animated mood bird, mood board. I'm so crazy. Oh, what's on the mood board? It's more like a vibe board if you ask me. Like, there's nothing, like, you know, when people like legit manifest it, it'd be like, save money. Like, no, none of that shit. Everyone wants to save money. Everyone wants to be skinny. Shut up. It's more like vibes. Like a lot of friend Dres on there. Martha Stewart's on there. Love, love being a baddie. Joan Rivers is on there. Love. Bunch of random shit like that. Eloise of course, of, I mean obviously. No, that's literally I have What do you have for me? Because you have a lot for me, so I'm sad. I'm cracking my head. Yeah. Yeah. So I got a new job. Mm-hmm. And I start next week. Mm-hmm. And so that's been in the works for a couple of months. How do we feel about this? I feel really good. I need to change. I need to do something new. I am making a really good move. Yeah. And it's one that's not gonna pay off in the interim, but it's one that's gonna pay off. I'm playing a long game and I'm trying to be really smart and I think I'm doing the right thing. I do too. Let the people know she is. Yeah, I worked really hard. It was two months of interviewing six interviews, six or seven interviews, panels. Absurd. It really absurd. But a big girl job, like, but that just shows how special you are. Thank you, honey. I appreciate that. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm gonna miss my team. That was my favorite part of working at the company I was at or I'm at right now. My last day is in two, it's Wednesday when we're recording this. Oh my God. We're recording on a day that it actually comes out. That never happens. Oh yeah, that's true. But my last day is Friday, so it's two days from now. And they were asking me like, how do you feel? And I was like, it doesn't feel any different. Mm. Like, I don't have a new laptop. Like I open my laptop and go to work. Mm. That's true. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like nothing. I go, I think it's gonna hit me in like two weeks where I, I show up to an annual kickoff and I'm like, oh, I legitimately don't know anything or anyone or these people or this building. But that's kind of, that's my bread and butter though, is like walking into a room of people, I don't know. Yeah. And just being like, hi, we're, we're all friends now. Yeah. And being excited to do so. Yeah. And I get very fueled from that experience. I know that, that is a weird, I I love that sharing. No, it's a true extrovert thing. It's a, I'm a extrovert with capital E for sure. For sure. So. Very much looking forward to that. So I signed that contract and then I went on vacation two days later. Huh. So that, it was like the 23rd. I signed on the 24th. December, Christmas, Christmas. I left at 4:00 AM on the December 26th. It was like bang, bang, bang. Stunning. And so to go to Barbados with like a new job in my back pocket, two weeks notice in the other back pocket that I hadn't given yet, but I knew I was gonna give, like, it just allows, you know, a freedom. Yeah. And she popped her pussy. I popped my pussy. Barbados was amazing. I was there with my two friends, Alyssa and Sidra. We had the best time. We spent a little extra money to be walking distance to the beach. So like when we came out of our apartment and you looked to the right, you could see the water, like you could see the sand and you could see the water. It was two blocks away, not even. And we just ate in late. Like we never got crazy. Like it wasn't a pussy pop, it was like. We would go to the beach, we would lay all day. We would come home, we would nap, we would shower, we would get ready, we would walk to dinner, have this like amazing dinner, and then we would go home, like, play heads up and go to bed. Do you know what I mean? It was like a, it was just perfect. It was for the girls. It was exactly what I needed. It was wholesome. It was fun. The new year was great. We went to this bar called The Dive. We were in this part of bar Barbados called The Gap, St. Lawrence Gap. All of their provinces, like within Barbados, there are different areas and they're all Saints. Oh. So it's like St. Thomas, St. Michaels, St. Their parishes. And so we were in St. Lawrence and they call it The Gap. It's St. Lawrence Gap, and that's where all the bars are. So we're a 10 minute walking to all the bars and there's like a strip of restaurants and bars. So every night we would just like put on a cute sundress and just walk down to the gap. Go get a drink, hang out, listen to music. Rihanna is playing at all times, as as her queen should. And also she was on the island. I did not see her, but she was there. Oh, I that from the new year and I was like, pop the fuck off. Huh? We did a boat day. We snorkeled. Do you think everybody there has met her? Probably at one point. They adore her. I mean, we cannot not like the street she grew up on is called Rihanna Drive. The house she grew up in is now in an Airbnb you can rent out. There's a plaque in front of it that says Rihanna on the ground. And then at the end of the street is like a big cemetery. It's like right across from her house essentially. And there's this big sign that says Rihanna, our diamond big plaque. Like you cannot miss it. And on the plaque and I can show it to you isn't like a. Thing that she wrote to Barbados. It's like her letter to Barbados. That's cute. And she talks about the street that she grew up on and she was like, I used to ride my bike through the cemetery. And it, they are obsessed with her. There's pictures of her face everywhere. Sephora, there's like a big Sephora in the downtown shopping area and it just says Sephora. And then it says Fenty. And it's her whole, like, no other brands needed. No Fenty is here. And if you don't know what that is, that's Rihanna's makeup brands that made her a billionaire on top of her music. They adore her. She best lip gloss. Oh my God. Her lipstick. I have a red lipstick from her that is just chef's kiss. She is in a richer part of the, the probably the richest part, which makes sense. It's actually where it's called Hole Town. She has a condo there, and so we got to go by the condo. It's right by where Tiger Woods got married. Oh, that's funny. So I was like, oh my God, I did a podcast episode on this. I remember looking at like the video footage because the fucking media went insane about it. And I remember it being part of his story when I was researching it, and I was like, oh my God, I know exactly where this is. So v there's like a very high end part. We were in the more like bars, nightclubs, restaurant area than like the fancy area, but it's such a small island. Like when I was in St. Lucia, for those of you who listen to get from the airport to my. Airbnb was an hour and a half. I was staying in the north, the airports in the south. We did one day, just like a thing around, we got a private tour. This guy drove us around. His name was Bigs, his name is Dwayne, but he went by bigs with a Z. Both of them love D. And he went, whatever you ladies need. I am here to please and tease said it. Oh, please. And tease ladies, I'm here to please and tease. And we were like, big, we, we get it, we get it big, you know, we don't really need either, but, and then at the end he was like, whatever you need. And he's like, you know, a lot of people get off their plane and they need a, they need a few things for their vacations. And if you need anything, I'm here to please and tease. Good Lord. And so he's like, I've had men get off planes and been like, I need a woman. And he's like. Tall or short, I'll get you both. He goes, I drive a lot of very wealthy people and they get in the back of my car with kids and they're like, Hey, we want we'd like some, like a snowy party later. Not solid snow. Mm-hmm. If you, and I'm like, crack bigs, are we talking about crack? He goes, well, he said, not solid snow. And, and I was like in front of the children and he was like, yep. They were teenagers. Buzz words. They were teenagers. They absolutely knew what their parents were talking about. And I was like, to be that level of wealthy where you're on, you are in this disgustingly beautiful place. The water, no matter what picture I took, it did not do the how clear the water was justice. And you get in the car with your teenagers and you just ask your driver for just straight up coke in code words. And so money, man, money will do it to you jokingly. SRA said, oh, well, you know, maybe, maybe there are ladies looking for guys. Do you do that too? Right. And so a couple of nights later, we were looking for a ride to the airport, right. And he was like, do you like taller short bed? And she was like, no, no, no, no, no. Nope, no bigs. I do not need your surfaces. I need a ride. Only to, only to get us to and fro. Okay. But we just, we just had the best time. It was so beautiful. Like, I just don't have, I don't have anything to say they love. I mean, obviously they love Rihanna, but we were in a bar one night and the guy goes, Rihanna, we play her every half hour. It was so funny. They played her four times in a row, took one song break, and then played three more. And I was like, no notes. I could listen to a Rihanna remix all night, put that Rihanna playlist on shuffle. Mm-hmm. I'm fucking here for it. We were all here when ponder ponder replay. Oh my God. Ponder, replay. Come on, on and on. When she wasn't bringing. Yes. Mm-hmm. Obviously Were at a bar on New Year's Eve and we had, there was like a rooftop and we sat on the rooftop and it was right across the street from the beach. And we could see the fireworks when the, you know, the quote unquote ball dropped. And yeah, they did a big countdown and it was just like a really good way to start the new year. However, I did get sick. I did get sick on I, I'm assuming around Christmas and then brought it,'cause I was sick on day two. It wasn't like day five. Yeah. That might have been my fault. Where I was like, oh maybe I, I, I'm not blaming you at all. I do not know what caused it. However, I was sick a majority of the trip. So like that was a super bummer and it was just so expensive. Like it costs more for me to go for these 10 days over Christmas, new year's time. Yeah. Than me spending an entire month in St. Lucia. That's wild. Actually, flights alone were more expensive. Crazy. So that's also like an expensive time to fly. Right? So I also had to fly home on Sunday, January 4th because I had to quit on January 5th. And so I did not have, and I'm not allowed to travel for work where I work right now. So I, it wasn't a situation where I could like bring my laptop and work from there and then wait to fly out on a random Wednesday. I had to fly home on that Sunday. That was when we decided to steal the Venezuelan president in the entire Caribbean shutdown. I did see a TikTok of a guy that woke up in bed and he was like, why the fuck did I wake up? It's 10:00 AM and we stole the Venezuelan president. What the fuck? Yeah. So. Let me tell you about getting home. So my flight was supposed to leave Barbados at four 30. There are no direct flights. I had to fly Barbados to Atlanta, Atlanta to Boston. I know toughest battle, stronger soldiers to take out your tiny violin for me. So I'm sitting in the lounge in Barbados in the hour and a half. I had an hour and a half lay over in Atlanta. That is key to this story. It's tight. Atlanta is, is a notoriously massive fucking, it's like one of the biggest airports in the us. I do not know that. It's massive. And so I'm sitting in Barbados and I just see it's all over the news. It's like Venezuela attacks President gone. Like, everyone's losing their shit. Everyone's on the phone. Oh, my flight's getting delayed. My flight's getting delayed. My flight gets delayed an hour. So now I have a 30 minute layover. Absolutely not. And I'm just in a panic and the WiFi's not working. So I, I don't even know. I can't even look at anything. I go up to get food. They're out of food. I just poured another glass of wine. S was like, you're, you said you were gonna get food, like you said you were gonna have a meal. And I was like, yep, there's none left. So I'm gonna have a glass of wine and when I get on this flight, I am gonna have the meal. Because usually on an international flight, you get some fashion of a meal. So they run outta food. And not only do they not serve as a meal, they, they usually have like a snack box that you can purchase for like$12. Right. And it comes with, they're out of all of those.'cause I'm in row 38. Right. Okay. So by the time the carriage get back, the cart gets back to me. They're like, we're out of that too. We had turbulence, so I also was not able to have any water. So I am out of water. I've had no food. Si we ate at noon, so my flight was supposed to take off at four 30, so now it's like five 30, almost six. So we land in Atlanta. Every single person on this flight has a connection that they're trying to make. Great. Every, everyone's like, I'm going to Newark, I'm going to Dulles, I'm going to fucking O'Hare. Like everyone is going somewhere. They land this flight at 9 35. My flight board's at nine 50. I have to, that's not that bad. That's not that bad. I have to pick up my luggage. Oh, true. I have to go through US customs. Oh, nevermind. I have to check. Said luggage. Go back through security, take a train, like a tram, monorail situation for terminals, and my gate is the last number in that terminal. Are you ready to run with me, Colleen? No. I would get out. I start running now. I'll also mention that as we were taxiing to the gate, I took an anti-anxiety med because I got a notification. You have a new flight pattern. You're gonna miss your connection essentially. So they like proactively send you and they were like, click here to confirm. It kept me in Atlanta overnight. It started at 6:00 AM and it was Atlanta to J-F-K-J-F-K to Boston. And I was getting home at 11:00 AM Boston time. And I was like, no, I'm just not doing that. Like I'm just not doing that. Yeah, no. And then everything else was like, you'll have to pay 300 plus dollars. So I start running, I wanna just quickly shout out TSA Pretre in Global entry for the state that they saw me in. Mm-hmm. However, they allowed me to skip two, I am talking an entire plane full of people booking it. And I think they, they knew about the luggage and they were scanning people who had quick layovers. My luggage was the third one out. That has never happened in my life. And it was then where I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna fucking make this flight. So I get my luggage. I, I fly through customs'cause I have global entry, so I get to cut the whole line. I have pre-check, so I drop my luggage, run through, pre-check with, they're like, take off your shoes. I'm like, I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack. One guy, the keeps sending the, the thing off, the metal detector off. I'm like, of all times to realize you are on planet Earth for the first day. This just isn't it? Right? You've never been in an airport before. I, I get on the tra it took me 23 minutes. That's how fast I went. That's crazy. When I tell you running, I at one point felt hollow in my chest. You're so outta breath. I almost, I almost died. I was sweating so bad. I make it to, I've never, I've seen people do this at an airport and I'm like, I'm like, can I just say something? If I didn't know your situation, I would've had the biggest ick. I ran so hard that the zipper on my side bag that I always wear fell off. Was like, where did that go? No, if I saw me, I would be so embarrassed. I wanna make that crystal clear, but I couldn't stay over night in Atlanta. Like I just couldn't do it. No. So I get to the gate, we landed at 9 35, I think it was like 9 57, like it was something obscene, obscene. And I sit down and I am literally like, I'm sweating everywhere. There's not a pour. I rip off my sweatshirt. The guy next to me looked so violently alarmed, like physically leaning away from me because I am causing a scene. I can't breathe. I almost passed out, like I started to see spots and so I was like, oh my God. So I'm sitting there catching my breath and this man comes up to me and he leans into like. Tell me something, but he gets too close and I just whiff so much alcohol. Like he's shitfaced and he thinks we're just talking and he's way too close to me. I know. And I realize he starts to say like pretty inappropriate things about like other people in line and I just completely disengage him. Yeah. I'm like,, I literally do not have the breath to rip you a new one, which is what I wanna do. I'm gonna completely disengage with you. I also don't find fighting with, you know, belligerent people really goes well. And so I just try to catch my breath. Now I have to pee and I have no water and I have not had food in 10 hours. It's 10 o'clock at night. The flight is late an hour. Okay. So you ran for no reason. Yep. That's correct. That's correct. Worth it. Worth it to like get there and see the gate and now you have an hour to find peace we were delayed on the tarmac, not in the terminal. Got it. So I was still boarding. So I get on and I go, oh my God, I think I'm gonna be sick. And there's a guy, now again, I'm in row fucking 49. Yeah. There's a guy at the halfway point, and everyone's like slowly putting their luggage. Oh, it doesn't fit that way. Let me try. Oh, it, I'm like, get out of the row. Like I'm gonna, I, if you're not out of this island, five seconds, I'm puking on you. And this guy is waiting in front of the bathroom that's like at the halfway point. And I hear the flight attendants say to him, so the, the bathrooms don't flush until we're in the air. Great. Like, you're meant to use the bathroom. Yeah. But no one, everyone was rushing, like, no one fucking, so he goes, oh, okay. I tap her on the shoulder and I go, I need to use the restroom. She goes, are you gonna be sick? And at that point I could not open my mouth'cause I thought I was gonna spew no. And I just shook my head yes. Like, yeah, I nodded. And she turns around, yells to the girl in the back and goes, get a bag ready. Did she throw up her bag? Bridgette, did you throw up in a bag on the plane? It's, I dunno what's worse you doing that or sleeping? There was a man in, in the row and she goes, move out of the way. I run with my little backpack bouncing on my ass behind me. Oh Bridget to the bathroom. Swing the backpack around, sit to pee in. Dry heave into the tiny sink. Nothing was in my system. There was not, I had a Oh right there. Was I just gagged for five straight minutes as I relieved myself. Sorry. TMII probably should have said that at the beginning. Yeah. So I'm dry heaving into this little baby sink. Peeing Toilet doesn't flush. I'm like, well, in the grand scheme of things, this like actually was cleaner than I thought it was gonna be. Oh yeah, a hundred percent. I get up and I walk out, both of them have put on full COVID gear. They think I'm a super spreader. No. I go, I go, I am so sorry. And they go, are you sick? And I go, no, I am not sick, because I wa I wasn't sick. Like I had gotten over it. Yeah. And I go, no, no, no. I'm not sick. I'm sick. I would've over, I'm not sick. I'm so sorry. I took. Anti-anxiety because I was worried about missing this. I've had a really long day. They ran out of food, they had no water. Like there's nothing in my system. Yeah, that's cool. And I haven't had anything for almost 12 hours. And they were like, do you need anything? And I was like, I'm so sorry. I, I worried you, I'm truly okay. Okay. But also like respectfully, but like, they don't, the attendance don't, they don't know. I'm sure they've seen, I go also, I, I peed in the toy, but it won't flush. And she goes, oh girl, we've seen so much worse. Yeah, that's fair. These girls 23 years old Max, also Boston Base. So wherever you are ladies, that's fine. I applaud you. Not only did they give me a bunch of water, they gave me a ginger ale to help settle my stomach. That's so nice. And then after I sat down. They came over with salted pistachios and little crackers to like, help me feel better. And I legit said out loud, no one takes better care of you than nurses in flight attendants. I find that flight attendants are always just like pissed off at me. That's not true. A guy was like so nice to you on the way to Nashville. Yeah, that's why I was so excited about, about that experience. I've never had an experience like that. Oh no. I've, I, I've definitely had shitty flight attendants, but for the most part they've just been so, these girls were so lovely. So I'm on the tarmac. We're in our seat. We've made it right, like after all the stress, after all of this, we're getting home. We get on the tarmac, I hear the jets fuel up. We are about to take off. We are in line. Captain comes on and goes, we have to go back to the gate. No. I nearly throw myself into the propeller. I I, I'm going in the engine like I'm done, I'm done. Yeah, I'm exhausted. I can't handle anymore. We get back to the gate, no one knows what's going on. People are walking, all the flight attendants are walking up and down the aisle. No one knows what's happening. And this is a massive flight.'cause it's Atlanta to Boston, right? So it's like a massive domestic flight. All of a sudden a girl stands up and lets a guy out and it's the drunk guy. And I go, oh my God. That's the drunk guy from earlier who was trying to talk to me. He's being problematic. So he leaves and shout out to fucking Delta. The captain comes on and goes, Hey everyone, I wanna let you know what just happened. I'm really sorry about the, the fact that this caused a delay. But there was a really intoxicated person on this flight who I'm sure you just saw got escorted off. He was making incredibly insensitive and inappropriate comments that were making a lot of pass passengers really worried and uncomfortable, and we thought it best to not fly with him. And we didn't wanna put anyone at risk or anyone at danger. So we let him go now and I just have to fill out some paperwork to, to say that we dismissed him and then we'll be on the tarmac. And I'm really sorry about the delay and this was all for your safety. And 20 minutes later off we get, but I was like, I think in my brain, for whatever reason, airplane, you know, people getting escorted off as like fights and everyone has their iPhone out and it's this like that bird, you know, the drunk lady or I think she was on drugs where she was like that person at the back of the plane and there wasn't anyone there. Yeah. You're like, and they're not real. Yeah. There, there's a colonial woman on the wing of the plane. No, very, I'm, I'm here to party. Yeah. And so I, for whatever reason, like silent, we didn't even know what was going on. The only reason why I know is because he drunkenly tried to talk to me as I was gasping for air. So we land, I was supposed to land around midnight. I crawled into bed at 3:00 AM like a corpse, like corpsy. Were you feeling so skinny when you woke up though? No. So turns out I had maybe bronchitis and that's what the hollow in my chest was and it wasn't because I'm violently out of shape. Got it. Understood. Which actually made me feel better. No. Yeah, a hundred percent. I was like, imagine running caused me a hollow sensation and vomiting for 20 minutes of exercising my body. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It turns out my lungs literally could not get air. That's fair. Or whatever was going on. So I'm in tip top shape. Everything is fine. I Don't wanna just focus on the bad stuff. Like I had a glorious vacation with my besties in Paradise. Like it was awesome. We giggled, we laid, I read there was, I have to tell you this one thing and then we can move on. There was this hotel and it was like four to$500 a night to stay there and for 35 US dollars, if you showed up at like 8:30 AM'cause they ran out of passes. You could get a day pass. It got you two lounge chairs, an umbrella lunch included. Oh, and I got two drinks. Oh, all for 35 US dollars a steal. So me and Alyssa went one day and I was like, yeah, you can find me here forever. 35 bucks a steal. Yeah, I really loved Barbados. I will go back, but maybe not during a time. No, no. Maybe when there's direct flights or like maybe when a Venezuelan president isn't being kidnapped. Timing is crucial here. You know, maybe not on the two most expensive days of the year, which are December 26th and January 4th. You know what I mean? Like, I think I'll do things a little differently. Toughest battle. Strongest. Strongest, toughest battle. Strongest soldiers. I did watch a bunch of stuff since I've been home. Should we go there? Have you watched a bunch of things? Read a bunch of things? Yes. I have some things to say. Okay. Well also some things I wanna discuss before we get into what we watched. Okay. Just like things I've picked up on that I just simply have to talk about. Fetti Wap is back. He's out of jail. I love that for you. Him and his glaucoma. Not the glaucoma. Well yeah, that's why he has one eye. I did not know that. Yeah. So I don't know the lore of Fetti Wap. I won't lie. All I know is 1738. Yeah. He has one eye glaucoma. I'm like wow. Sorry, Fedie. Mm-hmm. That stinks. Mm-hmm. Can we talk about the surge of 2016 coming back? People saying that 2026 is 2020, okay. Is 2016. So 2016 was a real bad year for your girl. I'm trying to repeat dead dad year. No, that's like a hard no for me. That's why I was giggling to myself.'cause I'm like my 2016 and yours could not be more opposite. Yeah, my mine was pretty rough with a capital R. However, the aesthetic I don't hate really. I do. I mean obviously I hate it. I like nostalgia. Yes. That's fair. That's fair. What? It's, I will say you'll never see me, you'll never see a photo of me from 2016.'cause that was my Bob year and we just can't come back from that. From the bob. It's coming back. People are getting bobs for the bob. People are getting bobs if you can't see me, but I'm shaking my head. So the Bob wiggles, you're bobbing your head with the Bob. That's correct. You're a hundred percent right. I'm so sorry. You silly goose. That was really silly of me. You're so silly. My 2016, which I don't know if it was like similar to yours, but like obviously there was no dead dad mine. But you know, it was a dead uncle that you loved though. No, I know, but it's a different, it's just different. Yeah. A hundred percent. I'm not, I'm not comparing them. Yeah. But I just know that you really loved him and I think you're undermining Yeah. Your own, because it's me. I think you're undermining what you experienced at the same time. That's fair. That is fair. Crisscross shirts, which I absolutely loathe to this day. Mm-hmm. And I did like for hot minute, but like nowadays, I loathe, loathe, low loath. I hope they never come back. Wait, crisscross in the front or the back? Both. Both. I told you. This is how my brain is like not working today. Just wait until the rest. Both, both front and back. Also, another weird random pet peeve that I have that drives me insane is when people take their bikini tops that are regular or oh, and crisscross the and crisscross front. The fuck are we doing? You literally look so tacky. It makes me so crisscrossing. The front's insane. Why? No, because you know what it is? It's little booby people. It gives them boob. Oh, it gives them a little oomph. Yeah. I have quite a few friends in the itty bitty titty committee, and that's what they do and I don't like it. Okay. And I tell'em that to their face. That's fair. I say Stop doing that. Chokers. You weren't on the choker fade fad. I was not fa or fad. Yeah. I think I one, I think I put them together. Yeah, you did. Am I okay? There's a lot of gruel happening on this episode. Lot of gruel. I think a well-placed choker is great at like a nineties grunge party or maybe at like a festival. But otherwise xna, I don't know. It has to be specific. Hmm. Not all the time. What are we doing here? We like wore them every weekend. Like every weekend. I think there's one picture of me and I felt like I was being strangled all night because I had a chubby neck and I was just trying to be a skinny girl. Yeah. And I just wasn't, yeah, I didn't really wear the match either because I'm a, I'm a classic. Freshman 15. Freshman 20. But like with grief, like I'm, I'm a grief 20, like a hard grief. 20. And so I was like trying to squeeze in like my little tiny friends into these little and cute jokers. And I was like, I feel like get the extender, a noose. The extender I always set has it, I have a set of extenders. Stop. I swear on Spencer. I have a set of them. Colleen, some gold, some silver. Oh, Colleen. I don't really wear necklaces. Okay. We are cast on, no, we're cast on. I could never be strangled. No, don't say that. That's awful. I couldn't, they can't rip their arms around, their hands around. I'm being dead serious. He, he laughed funny. Jesus Christ. The Snapchat filters. They must stop. They have to stop. No. 2016. Okay. Yes. Remember the dog one? There are actually some really, okay, maybe I'm taking this back immediately. There's like a really funny one. Me and SRA are actually doing this one night because we shared a room. God help us and save us, and we were just laying in bed and I went to go do something with a filter. And so I went to Snapchat and we ended up just like going through them all. It looks like I'm driving a car and the police and a helicopter are chasing me. I'm going to post this one. Don't worry. This one's a classic. It's me and Trek. Bridget, I need to say one thing to you. However, these are hilarious. This is like giving Boomer view. Yeah, I'm okay with that. No, it's not a bad, like mean. I will not post this, but I took a few good ones of Sandra that she would actually, that's a good one. Murder me. That's a really good one. It's like they're so realistic. Sometimes. The bald guy, the chubby guy. It's how I feel sometimes. Gollum, you know Gollum is, yes. Gollum's. Gollum's. Brutal column's. Relatable. When you first wake up, Golem is relatable as fuck. Bilbo bag. Oh my gosh. I forgot to tell you. Oh, Bilbo. Baggins just reminded you of something. Or Goum did. Flushed my toenail clippers down the toilet. Colleen, I am begging you to leave your poor boyfriend alone. I'm begging you. He's so sick of your shit. You know? He is. So I was scratching his leg in my, in my sleep with my toenails by accident because I have gel. So like, I don't really like pay attention to them until it like gets to that point, Colleen. And they started ripping my tights that I wear to work. I was like, holy, holy shit. Col the amount of effort it takes to just order new fucking clippers. No, I will now, but I'm saying I went to go. What did he say to you? I, I went to go do my toenails. I'm fully naked perched over the toilet. Right. Because I do, I, I dunno if that's normal. I do it over the toilet. Do it over the trash. Can you animal? I do it over the toilet. Snip, snip. I do one toe and a half and I just blo That's why you do it in a trash can. And I went to go take it out with tongs and I not tongs that get used like kitchen tongs. Colleen and I went to go take, take out. This is like when you scratched your back with one of my spatulas that I regularly use and you got your dry as skin all over it'cause you're an animal. I stand by that. Great. Scratch I got I got a dry back. It's the winner. And I went to go pull it out with the tongs. Fully naked. Mind you think of it, think of me. I am, I have the, I talk about boomer. I have the fucking ick. I'm trying to pull it out. And then I was like, okay, I gotta flush.'cause it was my pee. It was my, you peed. I had peed and I went to clip my toenails. No, you're the most disgusting person I've ever met. And I love you so much. And I, I hope you know that. No, that's okay. I'm, I'm here to like lay all my cards on the table. I'm an open book I can't send you, and so I like send, okay, I need to flush this, but also get this clipper out so I can like, boil it or something. I, and I flush know. You throw it out, Colleen. You put it in toilet water with your pee in your gross ass to Are you listening to Laura that are coming outta my mouth? Yes. But not like, this is a sentence you forced me to say. You haven't gotten to the end yet. It fell as I was flushing and it went into the toilet and then I couldn't flush the toilet anymore. No, none of this is good. None of this is good. So I, I ring, I say SOS. He obviously picks up and is like, what's wrong? And I'm naked and I'm like, I flushed the, to the toenail clippers down the toilet. He's like the sweet plumber. He's like, okay, and can I flush? And like, what would you like me to do? Yeah. And I was like, no. And then he was like, try it one more time. Hold it this way. And it flushed. And I was like, he goes, have a good shower. It's fine. It's gone away. Now it's on the abyss. I mean, I, I'm assuming a toilet can handle more than that. However, it shouldn't have to. Colleen. No, I agree. It was an accident. Not mistake. I, I simply can't with you. So now I have one and a half toenails clip right now. Okay. So you're gonna take my toenail clippers home. I'm gonna order new ones because it will take me five fucking seconds. No, it's okay. Johnny has a bunch. I can just take one of his. Okay. This is why you need to do it over a trash can. Okay. Now if you wanna, I've learned, listen, if you wanna put the lid down and sit on the toilet and then do it over one of those mini trash cans, I mean, it's like I just, I've, I've done it my whole life. This is the first time this has ever happened to me. That shocks me. So that's the only reason why I was like, I was literally gobsmacked that it just went into the fucking toilet. Into the toilet. Wow. Get to the toilet. It was not great. Wow. Anyways, back to 2016. That makes a lot of sense. That Gollum set that off for you. Yes. It reminded me of my feet. That's why Bilbo, that's'cause you said Bilbo because it kept Oh, so much to tell you. Oh, Jesus Christ. What? What have you done this time? Oh, two things actually. You just reminded me when you said, what have you done this time I did go to Carrie Nation again and back door and I tried to get in the back door and it was locked. Oh, they learned from you sneak Bobby, right Open. You picked the lock with a bobby pin. Oh, our uncles would be so proud. Right. And everyone's like, she can't do that. I was like, cousins. Cousins. I was like, was like, investor inspector Gadget. I'm like, anybody have a bobby pin? And someone's like, yeah, there's like five of us. I'm like, okay. That's kind of a flex. I think it's illegal, but it's kind of a flex. No, totally breaking down. Are you allegedly? Allegedly. Sorry. If that allegedly happened. Yeah. Yeah. If it allegedly happened, it allegedly would be breaking downing for sure. Wow. Yeah. So lemme say tree don't like a truck. Wait, you said that was one of two things. You went back to Carrie Nation. What was the other one? Explanation. What else did I do? I did Billbo. Baggings Your Toes. Johnny had to do Johnny. Oh, he told me I rip ass in my sleep. And that surprises you? No, but just like to him be like, yeah, you do that sometimes. I was like, oh, I go, but is it like cute? He goes, yeah. So, yeah. Oh, he's so nice to you. Yeah, he said it was cute. I, we've done this before. We were like, do you talk about shitting in front of your boyfriend? Mm-hmm. And I'm so curious. Or like, are women letting it rip? Like, I know some of my friends just let it, let it go, so I don't like an announce it or like aggressively do it. But like if it happens, I'll be like, don't come over here. And he's like, okay. And that's really it. He has no fucking problem. Do you have to, do you have to? Yeah. Do you have to let it linger? It? It does in fact linger. I'll just be like, don't fucking come over here. Yeah. Give me space. But I won't use the F word. I don't like that word. So we'll talk about Claire in a little bit'cause we have an update on our sweet baby Claire Bear. But her new thing is if she's just had enough, she goes, I really need space right now. Okay. She's three. I really need space and I respect the hell out of it. I do too. Look at this 3-year-old setting. Fucking boundaries pop off, queen. Alright, anything else before we get into what we watched? Dylan Ephron is in Meg Moroney's new music video. How do you feel about that? Oh, he is the, the male character. Hit me with a bus. No, I actually think that was all I had to be honest with you, other than what I read and I watched, what did you read and watch Bitch? Okay. I watched the Golden Globes. I didn't, but I watched it on TikTok. So Nikki Glazer, like Tina and Amy just went for it, and I fucking loved that. Yeah. But then you go to the other side of the spectrum with like j Ricky Gervais, who would just like go for the jugular and not give a fuck. And everyone in the room was like on pins and needles waiting to see like who would get the jab, essentially. Yeah. Tina and Amy were like somewhere in the middle. Nikki, what Nikki does really well is she like compliments them. She like praises them and then goes for it. Yeah. But she also knows who she can go further with. Like she knows Kevin Hart is an easy Yeah, because they've, they've done a bunch of roasts together, so like he's a good punching bag, so she's gonna go lighter on like the Timothy Chalamet than she is gonna on Kevin Hart. Right. I'll never understand Timothy Chalamet and Kylie. I'll never get it. Oh yeah. None of it makes sense to me. None of it. None of it. Even though I do find him very funny, I've seen him do like a ton of SNL stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like a theater kid in high. He did like raps in high. Like I think he has that energy, but they, I also don't know enough about the Kardashians. I don't watch them, them like she has children with Tyga and she's going for him. It just doesn't make any sense. Yeah. It's it's pretty, it's pretty wild. I thought it was, I really like the Golden Globes'cause I love TV and movies where the Oscars is very stuffy. The Golden Globes, they're all getting drunk. Jennifer Lawrence looked stunning, insane that dress. Now I also thought Kylie looked incredible. That Silver Kate Hudson, that like sparkly. I can't get past the ne the, the straps. I, I, I can't do it. I don't, it reminds me of crisscross things. I can't, it's like, I don't know if it's an autism thing. I don't know. I thought Jennifer Lawrence looks so some of the best that she's ever have ever. And Britney Snow. Britney Snow looked so Britney Snow gets hotter somehow with age. I thought Tessa Thompson looked amazing. I love Coleman Domingo. I think everything he does on the red carpet is yeah, just correct. Tiana Taylor. So I watched one Battle after another. It's the movie with Leo and Benicia Al de Toro and Tiana Taylor won the Golden Globe for it. She is so fucking hot in the movie. I texted Erin and said, asexuals are confused. Like people who aren't attracted to women are like, well wait a minute. She's so hot. I hate to say it. This movie is incredible and I hate to say it'cause I think Leo is a creep, but Leo. Smashes it. Of course he does. Sean Penn is so scary. Him ripping a sig, he does not give a fuck ripping a sig. When she was like, you are trying to turn into a sexy leather handbag. When she said that to Sean fucking Penn, I nearly joked. It was so funny. I love anything that Amy Puller does. The fact that so. They had a new category at the Golden Globes. First time ever was Best podcast and Amy Poer was up for it for Good Hang, which is my personal favorite podcast, Smartlist, which is another one of my favorites, which is Will Arnett. Mm-hmm. Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes, which I loved their bit. They got up to present at one point. They made fun of Jason. I thought it was fucking awesome. Armchair expert. Call her daddy. Ugh. Mel Robbins, and I think I'm missing one, but whatever. Amy Poer won and I love her. I just, I think it's'cause we are from the same hometown. I love her sense of humor. Her podcast is truly my favorite thing to listen to. Like when it comes on, when I see a new episode popup, I'm genuinely so excited. Mm-hmm. It is just like so light and fluffy and joyful and it's the best and I cannot recommend it enough. She's the first person to ever win in this category. And so I was just so happy to see that. I mean, Hamnet won a bunch. I have not seen Hamnet yet. It's supposed to be very, very sad. So I just like need to be in a certain state. I mean, I could go through all the movies, I won't, but I watched one battle after another. It is fucking incredible. His and Hers on Netflix. Girl, the Choke Cold is it one that I'll watch this show. You will devour it. Limited series six episodes. Perfectly cast twist turns true crime murder in a small town. It is fucking crazy. Okay. It is like the most bingeable. It's amazing. Hmm. It Traitors is back. Traitors is one of my favorite television shows. This is like a new favorite in the last year or so. I am obsessed. I would die from Mama Kelsey. Donna Kelsey could hit me with a bus. I am. She's perfect. So obsessed with her. The Mara Higgins Monet Exchange. I mean, it is Lisa Rena's world and we live in it. And that's, and that's it. Good Lord. With that one, Dorinda is back. It's so fucking good. Rob. Rob. So yeah, Rob from Love Island is actually phenomenal in it, so they just do such a good job. I was talking to Aaron about this the other day. Alan Cumming is so amazing and he's so theatrical and the outfits he wears and they like fake murder everyone. And there's this like, you know, murder mystery of it all. However, it's so unserious and so funny and the challenges are so stupid and none of these people actually need money. I mean, they say they do, but like they're fine. It also is like a villain comeback tour, like a lot of people on their seasons where the villains come to traitors and get this like redemption arm. Tom Sandoval. Tom Sandoval is the perfect example of somebody who was literally loathed by the entire country, went on traders and somehow came out borderline likable. Sort of, some would say like the annoying little brother that you hate, but you're like, Ugh, Tom. Oh Tom. You know what I mean? Tom? Boy, I cannot recommend it enough. I know I say that all the time, but there's four episodes out or five episodes out right now, so by the time this comes out, there will be a few more. It is so good. I love it. I wanna just, I wanna watch it every day forever. It's the best. The pit is back for season two. I meant to text you that and say it. Oh my god. Sorry. Yeah. I did pay attention and I had a ding, ding moment because of you adolescence. Okay, wait. And did they win something? I think they won something or they were nominated for something and it was that fucking scene that didn't, that they didn't clip for. Remember how you told me, you were like, yeah, they filmed this whole scene. It was like, so they didn't Oh, adolescents did. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah. The therapist won. Yes. Yes. I meant to tell you that. And the kid and the dad. Oh, tea. I didn't know about all that. Yeah, they all won. Noah Wiley won for the Pit. Okay. Because it's the fucking best show. And so it's back for season two. But like, I need a minute. I also, I really enjoyed watching the whole thing and so I may wait. Same thing with RuPaul's Drag Race. It's also back the listen also Queer Eye coming back. Legitimately all my favorite shows in the month of January. I am overwhelmed in a good way. It's a full-time television job. Its time job. It's a full-time job and they all need to talk to each other. My favorite TV shows need to talk to each other and space out a little bit. They do. You can't all be on Wednesdays and Thursdays. You gotta give your girl a break. Yeah, that's fair. Please for my sanity. But there's just a lot. Going on this month with television and movies and I'm really into it. The rip is about to come out, which is Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Did you see them going on and on of all the towns in Massachusetts? Yeah, but one I heard Ben said one really bad. Was it Haverhill? Yeah. He had a couple weird moments. Was it like Haverhill or something? Yeah, he did something off that like would be not correct, but also he was just like, it was almost giving, like I'm trying to hard also, he grew up here, but not that being like a rich Hollywood movie star gives you an excuse to like, forget where you come from. Because I love those people who stay grounded no matter how much money they make. But he hasn't lived here. Like what are we doing? No, that's fair. He doesn't give a fuck. No. I heard Matt Damon's of goddamn delight. Hmm. I could see that. Yeah. Like just the nicest guy on the planet. Oh, and one more thing. Chase Infinity. She plays Leo's daughter in one battle after another. She was in that sparkly, and almost peplum is wildly understating. It, it just puffed out. It was not a peplum, let me just be very clear. It was like shimmery. She looked absolutely fucking phenomenal. And she's so goddamn good in that movie, and I just can't imagine going to work and being like, oh, well, Leonardo DiCaprio plays my dad, and then Sean Penn is over here and Venicia del Toro is over here, and Tiana Taylor is my mom, and Regina Hall's in it. Like, it's just fucking crazy. And she holds her own. What a batty. Nikki Glaser making the joke about Michael B. Jordan. Michael b jerking, or, or what did she say? Nick, Nikki jerk. Moms behind like drinking water and her, his, and she's like, oh my God. I'm so sorry. What was I just gonna say about the, the fricking, the fricking golden gloves. Oh. Natasha Leone, whatever the fuck her name is, is so inseparable to me. I really like her. Natasha Leone. I really like her. I, I like her vibe, but I, I get that she's not for everyone. I get that. Yeah. I really like her though. Okay. There's something about her. I think it's, I love genuine the genuine article. Like, I like people who get famous and don't change. Yeah. That's fair. But like, I find that about Glen Powell, I find him so charming'cause I just feel like he's charming. The same kid. You grew up with who lived down the street, who played football. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Not that he did, but I'm just saying like he has that vibe. Yeah. Like very grounded, very normal. Just like, oh yeah, I really liked this job, but I'm a normal person who happened to get super wealthy off of it. He also looked great on the red carpet. He did, but he always looks good. Yeah, he does. He does. He does it right. If you do. I was saw a back, a back by the scenes video. I think it was like, was what's his name? Chris Olson maybe. Is that his name? Yeah. Yes. I'm called Jesus. I told you I'm not well today, guys. I'm sorry. Gimme a break. Cut me some slack. Cut me some fucking slack. He was taking a video and it was like, what I see behind the scenes is like an influencer at the, and it's, they're so close together. And it back there I, the red carpet. Oh yeah. And I guess it was really hot. Excuse me. Pardon me. Oh, if it was hot, game over for me. I'm going home. Chris. And Bell was like, I just want everyone to know. It's like 80 plus degrees in there. Like it's boiling hot. No, thank you. Her dad freaked me out. Okay. Did you see their interview at Cher? I start clips. I, we hashtag talk about this. So if you do not know what we're talking about, Dax Shepherd and Monica Padman have a famous pod podcast called Armchair Expert. Hello. Welcome. I'm sure I'm not telling anyone this as news. They had Cher on. Okay. And they have Kristen come in and Kristen and Cher have a great relationship because they worked on burlesque together. So they were like talking about that. I could watch that soon. And Dax says to share. I know that you think Kristen can do better than me, and I don't disagree with you, but like, who do you picture Kristen with? Like, what person do you picture Kristen with? And Kristen Bell's like, he's being so self-deprecate, like she's kind of rolling her eyes. You can tell she's not thrilled with the way the question is asked. Right. And he keeps saying like, he doesn't let her off the hook. Yeah. And Cher is like, I don't know, like I don't think about it. Yeah. It's it's not like living in my brain. And he's like, you don't have like one person. You're like, oh, Kristen would be so great if she in Cher says, I trust Kristen so much. She must see something in you that I don't, couldn't say it better. If Cher said that to my face, I would be on the Tobin Bridge. How does a person. Come back and she, and she said like, Cher is such a badass. Yeah. Cher is such a badass. Literally is like, no, I love her and I respect her and she sees something in you that I clearly don't. Oh. That's like an excellent way to answer that question. Yeah. And it, it was just so uncomfortable the way he kept like prodding her. I don't even know why they kept it in. I think there's this like thing that they're like, no, we're honest. Like even when we fuck up we include it. And I was a big time listener of theirs for a very long time. It made me so uncomfortable to watch. I don't like that. Wasn't there something weird with like him and like the other host or something? Him and Monica? No, never. They're not. I saw something weird. No, I'm not saying that he like cheated or anything, but like something that, like if you actually watch them like engage, sometimes he like, just like makes weird comments, but like that's just his personality. That's just who he is. Yeah. He's just a weird individual. He's just a, he's a deeply insecure person who has a lot of struggles through his life, through his drug addict addiction. It's an I for me, for Kristen Bell, like feel bad for you, but also, I dunno, something doesn't settle well, but you know what? There's a lid for every pot and they, whatever. She's happy. It's not my business. I was gonna say, they're really happy together. People may not like it, but I truly think they were meant for each other. Not one human being on the planet has a bad word to say about Chris and Bell. There's there's something there clearly. Like she's perfect. Yeah. Yeah. She seems so lovely. She can do it all. Lovely. Truly do it all. Yeah, a hundred percent. Oh shit. Didn't we do that? Sorry. Sorry. To the goblet. Okay. What did you watch? I'm on the third book of Fourth Wing. Okay. Wait, what's the series called? Do you know? Fourth Wing it is called, but the first one's called, yeah. Okay, cool. It's called fourth. I'm on the third one. I haven't started yet. I stayed up. Are you obsessed? Yes. Is it taken over your life? Yes. Yeah. But I do, I am aware that the third one is not going to be great. Like I've, I've heard through the grapevine. Okay. So I just have very low hopes. I also did know the fourth one doesn't come out for like another like two years. So it's like, what, what are we doing here? Mm-hmm. I'm broken inside still from the first book. Thinking about Liam. Yep. Everyone is, I'm not okay. And yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to feel. Of course he fucking turns bad. Like, you're so annoying. Zain does. I haven't read the second one. Oh, you haven't? Oh no. Oh, sorry. Well, sorry I ruined that for you. No, no, no, no. It's okay. I'm not, I'm not fussed. Did you have any plans to read that anytime too? I did not. I read the first one. It, it, and people will come for me on this. It just didn't do it for me. I mean, like, it's, it's not the best one I've read thus far. Like obviously guitar's way better. But yeah, AAR hit a, and also like AAR was my gateway drug, as they say. That was like my first intro. So it holds a very special place in my heart. I couldn't get over. The dragons hearing you fuck thing. That's fair. And like hearing the dragons, fuck, I was like very weird it out. See, like I didn't even it out. I knew they like made an acknowledgement to it, but like I just like didn't let my brain go there. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I found it too. There were just certain things and then Liam died and I was pissed about it. And then like the end of the first one with the brother. Oh yeah. And I was like, what the fuck? So the second one is like legit battle. Yeah. I have, it is on my list, but it's not near the top, I would say. Yeah. And I just know the third one is just like not great, so like I don't really have that much excitement for it. Okay. To be, to be honest. Okay. But I was reading it really way too quickly. Like I was, catch me with my sleep mask on my head, like 1:00 AM and man is yoing in my ear and I'm just hyperfocused. But isn't it so nice to be obsessed with a book? Like I, that feeling of I will stay up late, I would prefer to lose sleep because I need to consume this thing. It makes me so happy. I agree. It's just like I'll be driving to work and I'm like, am I like I dissociate completely. Yeah. I think that's what it is. It's the dissociation, the escapism of it all. That really makes me happy. You just need to separate myself and you know what I am in, I can't even pronounce'em. So it's like I come up with my own names. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I love the tiktoks you sent me. That's like, and then I went to, and it's like me reading a, a fan, a romantic novel. Basque. Yeah. That's how I read it in my head. The only name I could pronounce, the only name I could pronounce. Violet. That's it. Violet, I forget about them. Is there an X Zaden? You know how to say Zan? Like why is it X is Z? I don't get it. Oh, one of the worst parts about being a romantic reader are the male. Specifically the men. Yes. Yeah. Also, any way they referred to a dick in any capacity. Yeah. It reminds me of, and I'm sure you haven't seen it, his tenderness, the, I hit the core like stop, stop. The wet core, like the bundle of nerves. The slick. The slick core. I, I wanna die. I want to die. Just like I would respect it more if they were like my coochie in in the book. Yeah. The in 10 things I Hate About You, it's Alice and Janie and she's in her office and she keeps calling it a quivering member. Like that's what it reminds me of. It's just, yeah. So cringey sometimes, but yeah, the names do get worse. Just in general. Yes. The more you read into this, and it's to the point where I'm like, who are we even talking about anymore? Like yeah, who is who? Wait. Heated rivalry. Did you watch? Did you watch Heed Rivalry? No. The gasp I got, I might think Johnny watch it and like not tell him what it is. Okay. Because it's like number one. Can I tell you what, what a show is there Wangs in it. Oh, Colleen. Oh, Colleen. Witty waves. It it's wig wave. It is. I'm bl I'm literally blushing. Yeah, I thought it was the No, no, I'm blushing. I would die for them. Okay. Noted he had to learn Russian. No, it's a whole thing. I can't get into it. I'll lose, I'll lose the plot. Okay. You have to just watch it and then report back to me. Were you the one that likes Wordle? Yeah, I play Wordle and I do connections in Wordle every single day. I meant to tell you, mans is a Wordle, everyday Wordle guy. Oh my God. You have to tell me like, what is his favorite number to get it by? I mean, obviously all of us would say one or two. Okay. Three hits, like one or two is almost fake to me. It's like by chance. Okay. But if you can get it by three. Interesting. Three and four is what I'm aiming for. I dunno what that means, but I will relay the message. Yeah, please do. I will say I am shocked that he does that because he can't spell or read. So like, okay, well let's not be rude. It's not rude. He can't, he will tell you himself, he can't spell or read Colleen. He can read obviously, but he reads, you know, obviously fucking read. He's not illiterate, but he reads real slow. He reads real. We're, we're not the stone ages. I saw the cat in the yard star, like you can read. He is just slow. So like, the fact that he's whipping out Wordle, I'm like, what the hell? But I definitely could see him as like an old man doing like a word search on him in a newspaper for sure. The beast in me. Yeah. You finally watched it? I did finally watch it. What did, oh my God. When he breaks, when she finds the document with all the red. Yeah. And then she hits the top of the stairs. Yep. He's like a true sociopath. I will say. I was rooting for him. I was really rooting for him. Oh, come on. At the beginning I was. Yeah, because when he's at the pier, when he's at like in the, at the water, they trying to make it seem likable and that he really didn't do it for a minute. Well, he is very clearly charming. Yeah. Like you, you gotta give him that. I will say when he like smashes the table at that restaurant, like made me feel something. You have a weird thing with disruptive men. Do you have a weird thing with sociopathic men? I was like, Ooh, okay, okay, okay. I'll remember next time. Okay, but did you like it? I did. Claire Danes was insufferable to me, the quivering lip forever. She's always quivering. I can't her quivering member. I simply can't. Like why did they make her so ugly? I. How dare you. Claire James is so beautiful. They made yes, they made her ugly, is what I'm saying. She listen, un unreliable. Christ. An unreliable narrator is always really difficult. A desperate unre when she shows up at her ex's house and she's begging outside for five minutes. I was like, oh girl. They put her in that little button. They put, they put her in an outfit. Like she's ready to like chimney sweep or something. But Britney's so Renaissance. I am here for it. I am down. Stunning. I'm into it. Let's do this. Yeah. I love the end for her. Oh my. So Badie chef's kiss. Yeah. Yep. What else, what else, what else? That's really all I had, but yeah, no, I liked it. I did like it a lot. Aggie was not hitting it for me. I'm sorry. She just wasn't Aggie wigs like, are you fucking kidding me? They're gonna do that to her. Yeah, that's fair. And put her in a, like a little boy bun and like stop the way she would walk when she had a purpose. She was like, hobbling, like, stop Aggie. Aggie, get it together. Hagy get, get your shit fucking together. I watched documentary on Jody Hildebrandt. Oh, very upsetting. I did not realize it was so, I told you about this months ago. Yeah, I know. The talker, right? Where the kid shows up at the beginning. Nobody. I think it's a different one because that one was just about, what's her name? Ruby, Frankie. I've seen the one about Ruby. Frankie. Yeah. So it's, it's the two of them obviously, but it's mostly about Jody. So I, because she's the leader, went to go watch the one about Jody and I, because I didn't know, I didn't recognize their name right away. Mm-hmm. And I saw that little boy on the ring camera walk up, and that's how the Ruby Frankie one starts, and I immediately shut it off. I was like, yes, that's her kid. Oh, yep. Nope. Fully all set. Mm-hmm. Fully all set. So she's the leader of that. And, and it wasn't great. I did not Oh. Like it was well done. Yeah. Those four babies, it made very upset. But it's all police camera footage. Right. Which I, which I always appreciate that, that POB Yes. Because it's like the truth. Who knows how people like telling their, their side of the stories and that there's something super powerful of like, I'm gonna show you the footage that we have and you get to draw your conclusions from Yeah. The multiple house calls and the, it was similar to that one that we watched. That was terrible. Yeah. The perfect neighbor. Yeah. Very upsetting. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Yeah. It's bad. It's very telling. It's bad. It's very telling. Yeah. Tell me Lies is back. I did make you watch that a while ago, but no one was likable for you. Correct. It just was, it was too toxic. Mm-hmm. Like, there was literally not one person I was rooting for. And I think there's like one friend, like the really attractive black kid that I really liked. Oh yeah. We love him. He fucked up at one point and I was like, oh, I just can, I can't with any of you. Yeah. I cannot with any of you. So for me, it's not about like, oh, I love these characters. I actually genuinely don't like any single one of them. But it's the twist in the turn of like, I am not understanding what happened next. Like, why is this happening? Yeah. I, the flashbacks to the wedding, I, I'm not, I need to know what's going on and what has happened over the past three years and I can't sleep. Oh. I'm the outlier here. You are in the group of millions of people who are obsessed with the show. Like why people are obsessed with Steven DeMarco. I do not understand. I think it's a big dick energy thing. It's like a toxicity. And when you're watching, you're like, oh my God, he's the most manipulative motherfucker I've ever encountered in my life. Yeah, he's evil. And Lucy is pathetic. She's so fucking pathetic. I think that's I, and it's hard for me to say that about a woman, strong female lead, who like doesn't give a fuck in the way she like crawls to him repeatedly kills me. Yeah. She keeps saying like, oh, I'm sorry so much. Yeah, he clearly manipulates her and then she's the one that's like apologizing when it's re No, I will gouge my eyes out. I'm sorry. No, it's hard. It's hard. Like I was watching with Fiona'cause three episodes came out and I only had the time to watch one. I have to watch other the two, which drives me crazy. It's addictive. And she's like, I forgot how like tough this can be to watch. And I'm like, yeah, I know. Because they're so fucking inseparable. But I need to know what's happening. Like, why are you sleeping with a teacher? Why? I'm just wondering when you have a nice man. You have a nice man. Whatcha doing? Yeah. No, I can't. I simply can't. Euphoria is coming back. I think the trailer dropped today. I think this is the first season. I'm not gonna watch why the ten second thing they came out with where she's like, Ru, you owe me money. Mm. And it's her running, there's an episode of Euphoria. I don't remember what season. I think it's the second one. Please don't ask me. I, I don't remember. That's fine. Who cares? She runs for the entire episode. She's running away from shit. Yeah, she's running away from people. She's running two shit. She runs and as someone who knows. Addicts. It makes mes like, I can't wa I can't watch it. Yeah. My blood pressure is through the roof and there's like a level of stress I can watch in a show like Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is stressful. Everyone is dying, everyone's getting their head chopped off. It is so far back in time, it's set so far back that it feels too removed. This feels like someone I know. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like I, I, I don't know what it hits home. Yeah. Like it hits a little too close and I can't watch it. That's fair. But I, I might, you know, I'll let you know, I've dabbled, so like maybe I'll look up what happens. So as I watch, there's less guessing. I don't know. We'll see. Hmm. I, you know, I'm always trying to protect my peace in some, at some level That's fair. Boundaries. It's also like a TV show and get over myself. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah. Don't, but I, I can let you know. Yeah, like don't lock in on a TV show that hard bridge it. It's like just escap like everybody else. What are we doing? You know? It is not that serious. I love the self-awareness here, but also like Yeah, but also your feelings are valid. Yeah. It's both I, this, these are the two battles I have every day with myself. It's just not that serious. And also like, will that upset me? Figure it out. Who's housemate? I'm gonna see you tomorrow. Okay. I'm very curious how you're gonna think'cause you are a Frida lover. You love Frida McFadden, you love this book and you fucking loathe Sydnee Sweeney. So I am, here's my thing. I don't think she's a bad actress. I think she's a great actress. I don't like her. Oh her. And that little country bumpkin outfit. And she's in the bathroom in euphoria. Oh. And they go in and they like, you look like a country singer. And she's like, in a good way or a bad way. And her friend goes, bitch, you must be joking. It's, and she's like sobbing over the sink in a good way or a bad way. So good. Yeah. So good. So I think she's a great actress. I just don't like her outside of that. Yeah. But you, you're not a detach you. That's true. You can, you don't really watch anything with like, you know what? But I like euphoria. I'll be interested to see if you like this season. A lot has happened since the few seasons passed. That's true. That's true. That's true. What else has she been in recently? That so, but that's just my observation. You may be to watch it tomorrow's and like clock into just her acting and go oh, I forget that aspect. Yeah. But three weeks ago you hated Amanda Seyfried by Association. Association. Oh my God. She was acting off at the Golden Globes. So her dress was beautiful. The white, I think it was Versace. Mm-hmm. The, I guess it, it would took like 400 hours to make because of the draping alone. She looked a amazing, but she was doing some weird, she was making weird. Did you see this or no? No. She, who won, someone won. And she, they were recording her before she like, realized, obviously, because she was in the nominees, it was whatever she was nominated for. Yeah. And she was looking down like this, and then she was like, all of a sudden she's like, woof. For anyone that is obviously this isn't a visual podcast. She like, looks away, kind of like rolls her eyes, she's not paying attention, and then all of a sudden snaps up when she realizes she's being like, recorded kind of, and smiles and claps. I really despise that. You know that even if you are not on the board that they're showing where they're only showing the faces. Someone at every angle at that event has a camera on you. Mm-hmm. It doesn't matter how or an i, every single human being has an angle on you in that room. And if you don't know that and you can't act accordingly, you shouldn't fucking go. I would agree. She, she wasn't even in the top three people who were set to win that award. So it's like they gave you a No, she nominated Miss Girl. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I, I can't, if it was Jesse Buckley, I'll be so bummed because Jesse Buckley's, or maybe it was Rose, I don't know which one it was, but they both deserve their flowers, so its like, fuck, realize, fuck off. I realize that Rose Brown was married to that man. Oh, yeah. Bobby Carnival. I did not know that. Yeah. I, I love her now. I love them even more. Yeah. Did you know that? I don't know how much you know Carrie Russell, though. No carrie Russell is married to the main character in the Beast in me. The guy. Yeah. Oh no, I didn't know that. Yeah, they're a power couple. Interesting. Do you remember I told you about the diplomat and I was like, oh yeah, it's this like drama with it's she's in that, but you were like, oh, ew. A political drama. Gross. I think my brain just went to like Kerry Washington. Love would die for her. Would die for her. I don't know why Kerry Washington is that bitch. Oh my god, my brain anyway doesn't What were we just talking about right before that? Oh, I said that Amanda Seyfried, you're gonna see the Sydney Sweeney back to Sydney Sweeney. Yes. I'm going to see the house made. I, I think it'll bother me more. I hated that movie she was in with Glen Powell. Anyone but you worst romcom ever created. I would Die on Hill. I don't hate it as much if it wasn't her. Like truly I do. I do think that Natasha Beding Bedingfield is the only reason why that movie survived and she wasn't in it. It was just her song. I would agree. So, okay, we'll see. I'm gonna go see you tomorrow and I'll let you know. Okay, great. Can't wait. Cool Sleigh. Sle Clear Bear. We have to talk about what happened to us literally moments before this podcast. So my sister texted me and basically there was like a family skate night at the Boston Garden, which is where the Boston Bruins play and the Celtics. And it's a very big deal. And we have a family member, one of my cousins works there and he has like free tickets to Family Skate Night, which is where you get to come and all of the family members of the people who work there get to skate on the Bruin Ice. And my nephew Danny, loves hockey. He's just like zipping around the ice now. It's so wild. He was like, had a little crate, I feel like a minute ago. He was like, he was zoom like, and now he's frigging fly. He's like dragging my sister. He's, he's going so fast and he's six and he loves it. And so Aaron texted me and was like, Hey we're going to the garden. My apartment is en route to the garden. And she was like, is there any way I can drop off Claire?'cause Claire doesn't know how to skate. We can bring Danny for this like fun skate. Claire can hang out with auntie and then on the way back, we'll come scoop her up and I'm like, yeah, no problem. We're actually gonna record the podcast tonight, so Colleen is coming over. Claire Bear gets there. That she does. She is just a fucking riot. Like she's a hoot. It is her world. We live in it. She had us playing games. She, she told us, you know, Colleen is the mom and Bridget's auntie's the dad, and I'm the baby and you're all we're, you're gonna take me to school. Okay. And she made us sit on the car, sit down on the floor, and we had to drive a car to school. And she dropped us off at school. Like it was, you had to buckle in. We, she wouldn't, and you know, she told us you can't get outta your buckle, which is something she's heard many times. You're not allowed to unbuckle. And she just was so we had the best time. Mm-hmm. Like we played the matching game. She has like these Disney princesses. You flip them down, you try to find the ones that match. She put on the Judy wig, the Judge Judy wig. It was giving Reba in the pearls. It was, we were dying. She found the pod room. So it was over. It just was so funny. We played with her Barbies. She wanted to watch Bluey. She's being potty trained and she's doing really well. So I gave her an Oreo, she was thrilled. She runs the Oreo and then goes, I'm not even hungry. I'm not even hungry. As she shoves it in her mouth, she's just so fucking funny. And like watching me and Colleen parent together, like too bad there wasn't a camera in this apartment to watch the two of us, like run around this 3-year-old who was telling us what to do. She's like, what's your teacher's name? And she's like, miss Abby. I'm like, miss Abby's a slut looking at you. She didn't say that to Claire, by the way. No, of course I didn't say that to Claire. She like, no, she mouthed it to me. Just me and my interactions with children. No, she's just so funny. And she was like, Colleen, it's your turn. And Colleen was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't know. I'm sorry to disrespect you. I didn't know. I'm so sorry. Thank you so much for sharing. But she's so cute and sweet. Like the way she dove on you when she was leaving, like she just like gave you the biggest bear hug and she got into my apartment. And she goes, this is so beautiful. And I was like, thank you Claire Bear. And she goes, why is your house this color? And I said, what do you mean? And she goes, it could be pink. It could be. And I was like, I do, I do. I explain the renting crisis to her like, like she, is it time for that? There are people upstairs that I don't know. And she was like, can I go up and say hi? And I was like, well, no, no, I don't think they're home. And she goes, oh, are they at school? And I was like, sure, yes they are. They are at school. They're learning. She doesn't understand renting. Neither do I, but it was just so fun and like wholesome and we just spent, you know, two hours. Skipping. Literally skipping around the apartment. We had a dance party at one point. She loves Alite. She does. So we, we, you know, threw her around to Alite. She wants to be tickled. She wants to be held. Then she wants to tell you what to do. Like she's just a fucking riot. And Danny had the best time at skate night and I told her one night, I'll take you and I'll just take you. And he goes, okay, stop. I die for him. Yeah, I know. He's so sweet. She was like telling him what to do and he goes, did you tell me I'm a mom, I'm out. I'm like, are you a teenager? When did this sweet, I'm not doing that. And he goes, I'm not doing that. I'm like, oh my God, this sweet little boy is now a whole ass teenager. Also, when this comes out, this probably will be irrelevant, hopefully. But the whole family came in. My cousin included, not Colleen, a different cousin. Because the whole world is shut down. Wifi. Oh yeah. Like T Mobile, Verizon, like everyone shut down. But I work remote and I ran all my errands this morning, so I hadn't left. I've been on wifi the whole time. Yeah. Aaron's like, no, everyone is on SOS Interesting. Their phones, so we need to figure that out. But how is it that I, like when I drive home, I'm not gonna be able to like, play music in the car. Like, I'm confused. I don't know. I haven't left. They literally, they came to pick her up and then we started recording. Well, when I came here, everything was fine. Yeah. I don't know what's happening. It, it must have happened after Into that, huh? Tea. But yeah, me and Colleen had a couple hours babysitting and it was a riot. Indeed. It was. We could not stop taking videos and pictures of her. She's, she loves pasta and she just like wants butter on them. And I had rigatoni and her favorite thing to do is put them on her fingers and yell pasta fingers and eat them off her fingers. Is there any other way? Oh my God. She kept picking your nose and I said the A police car went by and she goes, oh, I hear something. And I was like, they're coming to get you. They're here.'cause you won't stop picking your nose. They're gonna arrest you, Colleen. Double down. Which I appreciated Auntie Life sleigh. The Hillary Duff reboot situation that's going on, and how terrible her new song is. Okay, but did you hear about the drama with the moms? Okay, so I don't understand what's happening. I need, I need someone to tell me. Okay. Okay. Well, you go first. I want Hillary Duff to succeed. So do, even if her shit is bad, I don't care. I'm gonna listen to it anyway. I do too, but there's, it's just not, it's quite terrible. Is it? It's quite terrible. It says like, something like the lyrics of a song is like giving you head, like it's not good. I'll pull up lyrics for you as you explain this to us. Okay, this is what happened. So Ashley Tisdale is part of a mom group. In this group is a bunch of like very, some of them are super well known, ak, Hillary Duff, Mandy Moore, Meghan Trainor, ugh, Meghan fucking trainer. And then there's like businesswomen, entrepreneurs, influencers, people who have millions of followers, millions of dollars, and kind of built up this reputation. So, okay, there's this like mom group of baddies essentially in this area, Ashley Tisdale does an interview with this paper called The Cut, and it is called Breaking Up with My Toxic Mom Group. Oh. And in the article, I didn't read the whole thing. She basically said they sidelined her, they started to leave her out of things and she was basically getting bullied and then she decided to like cut ties. And even though she doesn't name anyone in the group, there is plenty of pictures of them on social media that point to the fact that this is the group that she's talking about naturally. Right? So either that day or the next day, Hillary Duff's husband, Hmm, posts an Instagram story and he is posed exactly the way Ashley Tisdale is in the cover and in the corner it says The cut. So it's like cannot be denied what this is referring to, and it says A mom group tell all through a father's eyes, when you're the most self-obsessed tone deaf person on earth, other moms tend to shift focus to their actual toddlers. How I feel about that is I'm glad that he is in a way standing up for slash defending his wife, but also like, I hate when the men get involved. He wrote, read my new interview at, and he added the cut on his Instagram. And so he's very defensive over Hillary Duff. He's very defensive over Hillary Duff, like notoriously. He, he does not play when it comes to that woman, which to your point, I love, I think it's fucking hilarious. Ashley Tills Dale Sounds like she's the absolute fucking worst. And I love when people get their comeuppance. Yeah, that's fair. She's giving pick me with this. But at the same, I, I don't know. And now, like Meghan Trainor of course is making tiktoks of like, when you find out you're part of this friend group and you're not like kind of playing dumb of like, I didn't even know I was part of this. What do you mean? Mm. So I don't know what's going on, but the girls are fighting and I just want Hillary. The mommies are fighting. The mommies are fighting, and I just want Hillary Duff to succeed. I saw a hat on Amazon the other day. That's you know how that, like the cool trucker hats that are sometimes cute, but sometimes not literally, no. Okay. I've never seen a trucker hat where I'm like, sign me up. Okay. 2016, boomer. I have one. Yeah. Gross. Ick, ick. You say that to me all the time. Ick. I'm, I will take the ick. I'm, I'm okay with it. But there's one that says Momin. No, no. Stop. I'm so physically ill. I'm so Ill stop. There's something so wrong with people. Anyways, the lyrics are her new song, which is called Mature, which like, okay, whatever. It says I don't know the beat'cause I didn't listen to it'cause I, I just simply couldn't. But it says, I want the part where you say, God damn back of a dive bar giving you head is in the song. Oh. And then it says I'm touching myself by the front door. But you don't even look my way anymore. Is literally in Oh, okay. Girl, feel yourself literally and physically. I mean, I guess, but like, I don't know. It's just, I want, I want teenybopper Hillary, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I can't get over people's 2016 posts. It's actually cracking me up. Yeah, you're, you're fixated. This going on 2016 fixation list. I don't know why. I watch the people we meet on vacation. Oh right. So the people we meet on vacation, for those who do not know it is a book by Emily Henry. I'm a big Emily Henry fan. I have read all of her books. This movie, the People we Meet on Vacation, has also gotten her two more movie deals for two more of her books. I loved it. It's corny, but like bring back the fucking rom-com, bring back the yearning, bring it back. You'll never bring it back like they had'em. But it's not as bad as like a hallmark time. Do you know what I mean? Mean like it's not a lifetime original. It is like, it is just a cute fucking wholesome rom-com. And I think I love this one specifically because it's about travel and they go, if you don't know the plot, these two best friends they met in college, when they're gonna college, one girl and one boy, and they're platonic for a lot of their relationship. Every year they go on one vacation a year. That's their deal. They meet up and they go on one vacation. And what I loved about it that they got so right is this beautiful thing happens when you travel. And it's so hard to explain if you haven't done it. But one night you'll just go to dinner and you just think you're going to dinner. And then you meet a group of people and then you end up at an after party. And then you end up doing something you wouldn't normally do, but you're kind of like along for the ride and just letting the universe kind of take you with, and then the next day you wake up and you're like, how did the night go that way? This? And then you have all these inside jokes. Like it was like the night we went to go watch the Super Bowl in Fort Lauderdale. Mm. We or St. Pete's? We were in St. Pete's, what I just remembered. Postcard. Postcard in. All the postcard didn't shutting down. It did it. It Ben down. Shut down. How fucking sad is that? We'll never have. How was Rick? How was Rick? No, she's still there. She's still one tooth driving around. Sorry for my random intermittent stuff. No, but do you know what I mean? Like that night we went to go to a bar to watch the, we went to go watch Rihanna, honestly. Mm-hmm. Like we went to go watch Super Bowl. We were there to watch Rihanna. We ended up getting into that Uber, going to a different bar, meeting a whole host of characters. Like, do you know what I mean? That Yeah. That thing when you're just out and about and you're talking to people and I, things I plan either I loved, I loved that aspect of it. Like there's so many parts of the movie where they just get like swept up in the night and I'm like, yes, that is how it goes. That is why it's the best thing on the fucking planet. I will say I have one shitty thing to say about Barbados. Otherwise it's literally perfect. To what? So when you go to places. Where, so like that hotel I was talking about, the$35, the two loungers, the umbrella. My friend Alyssa went up to the bar. The, the whole ass hotel bar, it's outside. It is attached to stairs that go down to the beach and it's in front of the pool. Oh, you also get pool access with your$35? No. Why don't I just live in this pool? Why don't I just live in this pool? That's what I'm saying. So there's a bar right in the middle of the beach, in the pool, and she went up and asked for a glass of water and they were like, what, what can we help you with? And she was like, do you just have tap water?'cause you can drink the tap water and Barbados fantastic. It tastes delicious. You cannot do that everywhere. That is something that is underrated and fabulous. And they were like, it's closed. Oh, it was like 9 57. And they, they opened at 10. Please draw. Like we went up to a restaurant, a restaurant on the beach. You go up, you order your food, you sit down. The lady was like, can I help you with something? And we were like, we, we wanna order food. That's what you sell. What, what, what do you think for, it kind of reminded me of like the way you, now it sounds like the woman in North Conway was way ruder to you. She's a wench, but do you know what I mean? That like, you show up and they're like, what? No, I know. I hate that piece. And you're like, this is your job and I came to your place of business. No, I know. Now we looked it up and it turns out they have very sign, especially in the place that we were staying. They have significant. Tourist fatigue because I guess this was their busy season and this is the end. But still, but we were talking to Bigs with the Z, he's here to pleases and Ts, and I just asked him about it. I was like, Hey, not everywhere, but some places we've gone, you know, we've gotten a few like side-eye and like, what do you want? Can you tell me like, am, am I, and I, I went into it like, am I approaching it wrong? Yeah. Like, is there something I'm doing incorrect? And something we learned is it's actually rude to show up in a coverup in flip flops to restaurants. Huh. On the beach. Not that I would do that in like a fancy restaurant. What do they prefer? They prefer you like, cover up. They're very conservative. Oh, I didn't know that. I have a very dumb question. Yeah. What language do they speak in? Barbados? English is their first language. Oh, okay. Yeah. They're British owned. Oh, right. Oh, the Crucible. Yeah. Okay. This all makes sense. The Crucible. How does Barbados come into the fucking crucible? Because cr they had the witches from Barbados in The Crucible.'cause they came here. What did you ba She's from Barbados. Mm-hmm. Like the Salem Witch trials girl. Yeah. She's from Barbados. Holy fuck. Sorry. I just had an out of body talk about a coming full circle moment. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Useless information I have. Wow. That the way you were just like, yeah, the Crucible, this all makes sense. And I was like, you are seeing a math equation? You just counted cards in a way that I was not expecting. But I, and he was like, oh, did you,'cause that was his thing. Like, did you go into a restaurant? And I was like, no, I went up fully clothed and then he was like, the bummer about that is like tourism is one of our number one. Yeah. Economic boosters. And he went above and beyond. He gave us a private tour for five hours. It was$100 a person. With lunch included. Oh, I love this man. He liter here to pleas and tease the whole day. We just want some tap water and peace and a gun. We did go snorkeling one day and that was great. Oh, that's nice. I just love a boat day. I would just die for a boat day. Get me on a catamaran with some music and some gie. Yes, and it was open bar. I never been on a catamaran. What we're snorkeling for that matter? What? No, wait, we actually have to rectify this. You would lose your fucking mind. You are just swimming next to like massive fish sea turtles and they're like further enough where you feel safe, but close enough where you get to enjoy it. I think you would lose your fucking mind. I think you would lose your marbles probably. And those guys were great. We did a boat. If you go to Barbados, LT Gray. They were awesome. They took care of us. They were so kind. They gave us all the recommendations. Love, love, love, love, loved them. I walked up there and he was giving me directions and I wasn't listening. And he goes, you're not listening. And I went, you are a hundred percent correct. You are. And he goes, oh, you're trouble, aren't you? And then something happened when we were driving around the island and Big said to me, oh, you're the troublemaker. Are you? And I was like, why? Why do I keep getting pinned? What? What is this label? What? Don't put me in a box Bigs, but like also of the three of us. You're not wrong. No, sir. Because as people tend to forget, I am the Colleen of every other friend group. Amen. In this scenario. Thank you for clarifying. Is the only time I'm not the Colleen. Hallelujah, Halle. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. I can use some Shrek in my life. Shrek is everywhere. What do you mean? Shrek is here? Shrek is in the air. Shrek, if you're here, speak up. What the fuck do you mean? Literally? What do you mean? I just meant because I am not drunk or high. I just wanna point that out. I just meant that it's on like all the streaming services, but way I said it was like someone talking about Jesus Christ. I'm like, like if you braid him, you can feel it. I'm like, whoa. You go where? Here. Hey, now you're a milestone. Show off. Go get paid. Don't. Okay. I think we've yapped, you've y yapped our lives away. We've, we've yapped so much. I'm literally so sorry, but I think that's what people tune in for. Respectfully here for the Bob. We're here for the Bob singing. Hello. Hey Bob. Guys, just listen to the thong song AI chorus version and come back to me and tell me how it changed your life. That's all I want. We'll circle back and we'll circle back. Watch heated rivalry. This isn't ova. Read some fourth wing and then come talk to me. No notes. Okay. Great. Love you Mina. Love you, Mina. Goodbye.

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podcast was produced by me, Bridget Shannon. Music is written and performed by Matt Derosiers. You can find his band, Super Stoker, anywhere you listen to music.